And now for something completely different.

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I went to the Menard's in Countryside with my pops on Sunday. And It's two stories. There are ramps like at the airport that take you leisurely up to the second floor. There is also about 5 aisles dedicated to... groceries. And I can also buy jeans there. And.... there is a man by the entrance and exits to the moving ramps... playing... the piano.

This is a Menard's I'm talking about.

Seriously.