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[superspaz51]

It is now time to inform the public of what me and joe have said (in a church basement) during tech week.

"now you need to rplace that stick of gum with your virginity" said joe
"sorry you can't have my virginity because your asian" said matt

"Dr. Pepper makes the world taste better because it tastes like shit as it is and we need doctor pepper to cover up the terrible taste...Dr. Pepper." Joe

"so you think if i raped someone anyone in this cast would notice?" matt
"no, but make sure to tell me so i can watch" Eric

"what did you say katie...thats it gimme a coat hanger im goin in" matt
"dude just use conner" Joe
"better yet use kendra!" matt

"alright joe just fuckin hit me in the head with that fuckin stirafome plate" matt
"That was fuckin extreme" joe
"good shit" matt
"someones mic is on back here..." some random women

"why do women fake orgasms...because they think we care!" joe

"we gotta do the deed while the deed is fresh and needs to be done" matt

"better hang my shit up before the costume nazi makes me buy it from her" matt

alright everyone pick your favorite