Sarah - i backed my car into a cop car the other day
so im in my living room. ya know, in my house. that isn't a zoo. and i notice these kids outside. now, dont get me wrong, i have nothing againt 11 yr olds. its just the fact that they were retarded. they decided it would be a grand ole' time to take their bikes, go onto my yard, speed off it, and fall into the middle of the road....i guess it was fun. so, after watching them for a while, i decide to go up stairs and get changed into my 80's outfit for tomorrow, just for kicks. well, while im changing i hear a scream. i run downstiars, decked out in 80's gear, to see not only the same 11 yr olds in my yard, but 2 more, all now doing the same thing only adding a blood curdling scream. so i decide to take matters into my own hands. with system of a downs help, of course. i got my toxicity cd and put it on full blast an opened all the windows and went out on my front porch and danced untill the children relized that this was no longer a safe haven for them.
i enjoy taking a bite out of crime.
i enjoy taking a bite out of crime.