I Think my Boyfriend is a Death Eater!!!

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I Think My Boyfriend is a Deatheater by: The House of Black

I don’t really know what to do about you
Now that I know you have a Dark Mark tattoo
You have a collection of pointy, black hats
You wipe your muddy boots on a Gryffindor mat
You often disappear into the wardrobe
And I don’t think Narnia is where you go
Our promise ring has a cracked “S”
For Valentine’s Day I got a cursed necklace
When your skull mask cracked you made such a fuss
You scream ‘Purebloods First’ getting on the bus
You think caging house-elves is more than fair
You like centaurs… when they’re medium rare

I think you’re a Death Eater baby
Are you a Death Eater baby?
A little sadist maybe…
But are you a Death Eater baby?

You have a dartboard with Harry Potter’s face
You spend all night on Voldemort’s myspace
You come home from work at the Ministry
I say ‘How was your day?’
You yell… ‘You will lose….everything!’
I found your receipt from Borgin and Burkes
All your ugly friends are freakin’ jerks!
You said ‘Purity of blood defines the one true race’
You watch Fox News with a smile on your face
Somehow your sister is also your cuz’
You cross-stitched a pillow that says ‘Death to Mudbloods!’
You see a Weasley and say ‘It smells like poor!’
You Crucio-ed my kittens!
But I need to be sure

I think you’re a Death Eater baby
Are you a Death Eater baby?
I could be your cousin maybe?
But are you a Death Eater baby?

You keep a Boa Constrictor as a pet
You shaved your head bald as your acrylic nail set
Put in some red contacts and file down your teeth
Wherever you go, you bring the fog machine

I know you’re a Death Eater baby
And that’s why I’m leaving today
But before I Apparate away
Accio kittens!!!