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So, I once again find myself hating skinny blonde girls, but this time, just one, and this time, for a good reason.
Marcelo, being a stoner, has a large group of stoner friends and they have acquired the rights to a skinny blonde freshman girl named, get this, Brittany. She serves absolutely no purpose in the group, absolutely none. She offers no smart comments, no comments at all really. What she does offer is a tiny butt in tight jeans and that of course is enough. Lately, however, she has started to speak up and give her oppinion. God save us. It's a loud, disjointed mess of words spoken in a high-pitched, marilyn monroe type voice and little is said beyond "omg, I'm so stoned" or "I totally (fill in random yet normal teenage feat)." Tonight she is drunk and spilling both beer and other bits of knowledge. I officially hate her. she hurts all girls, since we all know that the words she tends to speak say only one thing "Fuck me." Way to elevate women, particularly blonde ones.
On a high note, I now have sexy bangs. Ooolala.
Marcelo, being a stoner, has a large group of stoner friends and they have acquired the rights to a skinny blonde freshman girl named, get this, Brittany. She serves absolutely no purpose in the group, absolutely none. She offers no smart comments, no comments at all really. What she does offer is a tiny butt in tight jeans and that of course is enough. Lately, however, she has started to speak up and give her oppinion. God save us. It's a loud, disjointed mess of words spoken in a high-pitched, marilyn monroe type voice and little is said beyond "omg, I'm so stoned" or "I totally (fill in random yet normal teenage feat)." Tonight she is drunk and spilling both beer and other bits of knowledge. I officially hate her. she hurts all girls, since we all know that the words she tends to speak say only one thing "Fuck me." Way to elevate women, particularly blonde ones.
On a high note, I now have sexy bangs. Ooolala.