GRRRRRRRRR
I hate people. All of them. Well, not all of them, but it'll be easy to tell if you are exception or not.
I hate
Socially Delusional Bitches who assume that their needs are above all others and any situation that doesnt elevate their pedestal must be a great social wrong.
Self Serving Slobs who feign martyrdom at the mere suggestion of *gasp* cleaning up ANYTHING.
I will KILL the bitch for what she did. I'm talking the full deal. Public humiliation, irreperable mental anguish, searing physical pain, and a condemnation to hell. Actually, it wont be that dramatic. A HUGE bitch decided that she needed to comment, loudly and without cessation, that the Cellar was the worst example of customer service and that she deserved a free pizza. So what if your friends pizza wasnt ready, Your unreasonable bitchiness comes with reasonable consequence. She is banned from the Cellar.
I will PUNISH those who take advantage of me. I brought home food for everyone, but when no one ate it, i threw it away. Upon returning from work, I found that someone had removed the pizza boxes from the trash ("they took up too much room") and the house was horrified at my slovenly ways ("Are you really going to eat those pizzas which have been sitting on the counter for, like, ever?") My retort that I had already thrown them away was met with a less than favorable standing. After sighing and stomping, the one how had removed the garbage and put it on the counter took the boxes outside, a protest from another housemate "don't throw those away, it's not yours," went without acknoledging the irony. I literally spend hours of my day cleaning the unreasonable messes of those around me. Dinner dishes, cups full of half-masticated sunflower seeds, and, yes, pizza boxes that ARE NOT MINE, NOR RELATED TO MY PERSON OR ACTIONS IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. Yet this one situation of messiness, one not even of my own consequence, has labled me a selfish slob who makes others clean after her. I would like to stab all of them in their sleep, but I plan on charging them for the cleaning services for the last month. \
DONT CROSS ME
I hate
Socially Delusional Bitches who assume that their needs are above all others and any situation that doesnt elevate their pedestal must be a great social wrong.
Self Serving Slobs who feign martyrdom at the mere suggestion of *gasp* cleaning up ANYTHING.
I will KILL the bitch for what she did. I'm talking the full deal. Public humiliation, irreperable mental anguish, searing physical pain, and a condemnation to hell. Actually, it wont be that dramatic. A HUGE bitch decided that she needed to comment, loudly and without cessation, that the Cellar was the worst example of customer service and that she deserved a free pizza. So what if your friends pizza wasnt ready, Your unreasonable bitchiness comes with reasonable consequence. She is banned from the Cellar.
I will PUNISH those who take advantage of me. I brought home food for everyone, but when no one ate it, i threw it away. Upon returning from work, I found that someone had removed the pizza boxes from the trash ("they took up too much room") and the house was horrified at my slovenly ways ("Are you really going to eat those pizzas which have been sitting on the counter for, like, ever?") My retort that I had already thrown them away was met with a less than favorable standing. After sighing and stomping, the one how had removed the garbage and put it on the counter took the boxes outside, a protest from another housemate "don't throw those away, it's not yours," went without acknoledging the irony. I literally spend hours of my day cleaning the unreasonable messes of those around me. Dinner dishes, cups full of half-masticated sunflower seeds, and, yes, pizza boxes that ARE NOT MINE, NOR RELATED TO MY PERSON OR ACTIONS IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. Yet this one situation of messiness, one not even of my own consequence, has labled me a selfish slob who makes others clean after her. I would like to stab all of them in their sleep, but I plan on charging them for the cleaning services for the last month. \
DONT CROSS ME