Don't mind me...
- I have a feeling that I wouldn't find Kamen Rider nearly as amusing if I wasn't such a pervert. It's a kid's show and I should be ashamed of myself, but I'm totally not. I'm not sure if this is better or worse than just watching for eye candy.
- Anchorman is really shit. I wasn't even tempted to pay attention. Am I just being a grumpy, unamuse-able bitch today?
- Probably not, because I still find it funny when I think about Momotaros always starting on a climax. And Ryoutarou needing four imagins to come inside him to fight good. And the fact that they have them all saying how gross it is to be inside him at the same time which did absolutely nothing to pop my little perverted bubble. Ah, it's good to live in the gutter.
- Oh! And Yuusuke taking a sword up the ass to defeat whatever it was they were fighting in the Den O episode of Decade. I couldn't remember why I thought that ep was hilarious until it got to that spot!
- Don't even get me started on the W villians wanting to see what it's like to split him in half.
- If you couldn't tell already, there is no point to this list.
- This may in fact be the beginning stages of cabin fever. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure it's not contagious over the internet.
In other news, I still don't understand Dr Who. More specifically the whole regeneration thing. I know why the viewer is supposed to be sad about David Tennant kicking the bucket, but why the hell was The Doctor being so melodramatic about it? He's just gonna come back in the next two minutes. It's not like he'll forget everybody because he still remembered Sarah Jane from whenever the hell, and it's not like he can't go bounding up to Captain Jack and say "yo wassup" 'cause he's familiar with the whole new face bit. So somebody please explain what the fuck. I don't even understand why each actor plays him differently when he's still the same person. What am I missing here?
Also, why would Jack need help getting booty? I feel I missed something there too.
Perhaps I just ran out of disbelief suspending mojo from watching "Space Buddies". It's even more ridiculous than Snow Buddies, and yet I can't stop watching Air Bud spin-offs because puppies are adorable. What a sucker.
I need...something. I just can't write. I can't tolerate meh fic anymore. I have no patience for books. I have low patience for movies. I am slowly losing the will to live. SO BORED!
I just wanna write and I can't do it anymore....Brain! Wake up already!
But I bet if I had to write an article on fucking Hollyoaks I could do it in no time flat. Hmf.