(no subject)
1. Do you smoke ?
allergic
2. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
no
3. Who's the last person that came to your house?
geno.
4. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
ya mum
5. What is the last thing that you drank?
hornsby's crisp apple.
6. What time did you get up today?
530 and again at 930.
7. Elvis or James Dean?
James Dean, dur.
8. Who is one person you can't stand from grade school?
mushroom hair girl.
9. What grade did you get in Algebra?
am i supposed to remember?
10. Who did you kiss last?
my g-ma.
11. Is there anyone you would like to fight?
fuckin haji
12. Do you like someone right now?
jtt, omg. either that or brad pitt.
13. What are you doing right now?
doing this gay bulletin and avoiding gronks trying to talk to me on trill.
14. What were you doing before this survey?
sunning my not-so-farmers tan
15. Who did you dance with last?
myself. i don't booty shake, it looks /r/tarded.
16. Who is your closest friend that you love alot?
adam, he's like me but a dude.
17. Song playing?
my wish
18. If you could have one wish:
i wish that dirty groggs would lay off the hushpa
19. What color are your underwear?
well, my bathing suit is pink and very proenza schoeler.
20. Do you know what tofu is?
soy bean curd and a dash of your mom
21. Have you ever eaten it?
last week
22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
colon? scopy? doesn't sound friendly rofl
23. Have you ever had one?
rofl.. by the sounds of it no.
24. Do you want to go back to high school?
lets see, gossip, grading, and dirty little secrets among staff and subordinates, yes, i don't think i've left yet.
25. Who is your arch-enemy?
catwoman, that dirty betch.
26. Whats the most attractive thing on the opposite sex?
the catch
27. Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
neg
28. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie "Crossroads"?
she was in a movie?
29. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
that slut sings?
30. What do you think of Paris Hilton?
utslay.
31. What do you think of Justin Timberlake?
gets rich and pulls chicks. all he has to do is sing like a fag to do it.
32. Britney or Christina?
britney, at least she doesn't prance around saying she's a big slut.
33. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
gold of the white persuasion.
34. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
yes. i think it launched my social life.
35. What did you do yesterday?
concert and sunburn in the bmw convertable
36. Are you bored right now?
yes
37. Have you ever flashed someone?
not that i know of
38. How many children do you want to have?
maybe none.
39. Who did you ride in a car with last?
peter, i'm still about to vomit.
40. Republican or Democrat?
ok.
41. What's the oldest that a man can be and still be sexy?
it depends who it is fuckwit.
42. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people's medical bills?
no
43. What scares you the most?
losing someone i care about
44. What makes you happy?
my boi's
45. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
well i certainly wouldn't blast personal business like that on some gay shit like this, so i'd have to settle with none of your effing business. yeah.
allergic
2. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
no
3. Who's the last person that came to your house?
geno.
4. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
ya mum
5. What is the last thing that you drank?
hornsby's crisp apple.
6. What time did you get up today?
530 and again at 930.
7. Elvis or James Dean?
James Dean, dur.
8. Who is one person you can't stand from grade school?
mushroom hair girl.
9. What grade did you get in Algebra?
am i supposed to remember?
10. Who did you kiss last?
my g-ma.
11. Is there anyone you would like to fight?
fuckin haji
12. Do you like someone right now?
jtt, omg. either that or brad pitt.
13. What are you doing right now?
doing this gay bulletin and avoiding gronks trying to talk to me on trill.
14. What were you doing before this survey?
sunning my not-so-farmers tan
15. Who did you dance with last?
myself. i don't booty shake, it looks /r/tarded.
16. Who is your closest friend that you love alot?
adam, he's like me but a dude.
17. Song playing?
my wish
18. If you could have one wish:
i wish that dirty groggs would lay off the hushpa
19. What color are your underwear?
well, my bathing suit is pink and very proenza schoeler.
20. Do you know what tofu is?
soy bean curd and a dash of your mom
21. Have you ever eaten it?
last week
22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
colon? scopy? doesn't sound friendly rofl
23. Have you ever had one?
rofl.. by the sounds of it no.
24. Do you want to go back to high school?
lets see, gossip, grading, and dirty little secrets among staff and subordinates, yes, i don't think i've left yet.
25. Who is your arch-enemy?
catwoman, that dirty betch.
26. Whats the most attractive thing on the opposite sex?
the catch
27. Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
neg
28. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie "Crossroads"?
she was in a movie?
29. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
that slut sings?
30. What do you think of Paris Hilton?
utslay.
31. What do you think of Justin Timberlake?
gets rich and pulls chicks. all he has to do is sing like a fag to do it.
32. Britney or Christina?
britney, at least she doesn't prance around saying she's a big slut.
33. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
gold of the white persuasion.
34. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
yes. i think it launched my social life.
35. What did you do yesterday?
concert and sunburn in the bmw convertable
36. Are you bored right now?
yes
37. Have you ever flashed someone?
not that i know of
38. How many children do you want to have?
maybe none.
39. Who did you ride in a car with last?
peter, i'm still about to vomit.
40. Republican or Democrat?
ok.
41. What's the oldest that a man can be and still be sexy?
it depends who it is fuckwit.
42. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people's medical bills?
no
43. What scares you the most?
losing someone i care about
44. What makes you happy?
my boi's
45. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
well i certainly wouldn't blast personal business like that on some gay shit like this, so i'd have to settle with none of your effing business. yeah.