Seems to me you'd take your knickers off for a lot less than a bottle of Bollinger.
Yes, well, I figured that if I got rid of them, they'd only be found by someone else, what with you instilling a penchant for rummaging through dustbins in my department. And nobody wants to see your arse on display at the CID Christmas party. God, they'd probably end up playing pin the tail on the Bolly.
Well, Bols, the thing about that is that you have to have a blindfold on, which would defeat the point entirely. Mind you, it's certainly a big enough target.
And Ray, do us all a favour and keep your internal monologue to yourself.
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Funny, I recall telling you to get rid of those.
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Yes, well, I figured that if I got rid of them, they'd only be found by someone else, what with you instilling a penchant for rummaging through dustbins in my department. And nobody wants to see your arse on display at the CID Christmas party. God, they'd probably end up playing pin the tail on the Bolly.
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Coming from the man who was so insistent about stamping my arse, I suspect you would enjoy that much more than you're willing to admit.
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