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[Phone]
[Once he figured out the problem with the milk, America's taken it upon himself to drink it for the family! The milk he grabbed happened to be the basic poison, so he's currently battling a pretty intense flu.
Unfortunately, he's never actually had a flu before, so he has no idea what's wrong with him. America's voice is hoarse and he keeps sniffling while he talks, but he doesn't seem to have noticed.]
Hey, guys!
Just calling to let everyone know, good news, this isn't so bad! [There's a brief coughing fit.] I mean, okay, sure, the Milkman is now in charge and turning people into rampaging killbots, but the good part is, if you drink the milk, no one goes on a murder rampage and there aren't even any side effects or spiders or stuff in it or anything! So you should definitely all drink it.
I'm still trying to figure out what we can do to make the Milkman stop making the weather alternate between hot and cold, or why he keeps making everything go dark for a few minutes, but I'm sure there's an easy solution to that, too. So just--
[There's an extremely loud crashing sound, and then complete silence on the line for about ten minutes before America comes back.]
Whoops, sorry! He shut out all the lights here again. Anyway, let me know if you figure out anything about that! I'm going to go drive down to the store to grab some supplies, but I'll call when I get back.
[Once he figured out the problem with the milk, America's taken it upon himself to drink it for the family! The milk he grabbed happened to be the basic poison, so he's currently battling a pretty intense flu.
Unfortunately, he's never actually had a flu before, so he has no idea what's wrong with him. America's voice is hoarse and he keeps sniffling while he talks, but he doesn't seem to have noticed.]
Hey, guys!
Just calling to let everyone know, good news, this isn't so bad! [There's a brief coughing fit.] I mean, okay, sure, the Milkman is now in charge and turning people into rampaging killbots, but the good part is, if you drink the milk, no one goes on a murder rampage and there aren't even any side effects or spiders or stuff in it or anything! So you should definitely all drink it.
I'm still trying to figure out what we can do to make the Milkman stop making the weather alternate between hot and cold, or why he keeps making everything go dark for a few minutes, but I'm sure there's an easy solution to that, too. So just--
[There's an extremely loud crashing sound, and then complete silence on the line for about ten minutes before America comes back.]
Whoops, sorry! He shut out all the lights here again. Anyway, let me know if you figure out anything about that! I'm going to go drive down to the store to grab some supplies, but I'll call when I get back.