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May 27, 2011 08:08

Yeah, I got a letter. I really lucked out, though, because they messed up. You can't threaten a whole group of people I said I wanted to protect and then ask me to kill one of them. There's no way I'd do it ( Read more... )

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[action] 1800deadpoo May 28 2011, 03:10:59 UTC

[Annnnd at some point, Deadpool is just going to break in through the kitchen window and try to help himself to whatever's in America's kitchen.]

supersizedpower May 28 2011, 04:08:27 UTC

[America hears a sound in his kitchen, so he comes in with a gun ready to shoot...but lowers his guard when he sees Deadpool getting into this stuff. It's absolutely full of junk food and burger stuff, by the way.]

Oh.

Hey, who let you in?

1800deadpoo May 28 2011, 04:38:19 UTC

[He grabs a bottle of Coke and starts chugging away.]

The window did. So hey, America - is that like a superhero name?

supersizedpower May 28 2011, 04:42:30 UTC

Yeah, sort of!

It's more that it's just my name, though.

1800deadpoo May 28 2011, 04:54:18 UTC

So are you like some kinda Captain America wannabe? 'Cuz I know you ain't him - he woulda recognized me.

supersizedpower May 28 2011, 04:58:22 UTC

No! I was me way before that guy existed.

I'm the actual country of America.

1800deadpoo May 28 2011, 05:09:50 UTC

[...it probably says something about the Marvel Universe that this doesn't even faze Deadpool in the slightest.]

Really? Cool! D'you have any awesome powers or shit? Like, I dunno, being able to summon the ghost of George Washington to nuke all of your enemies? [What is history, he has never heard of studying such a thing]

supersizedpower May 28 2011, 05:13:06 UTC

Oh...

[That sounds extremely cool and now he really wishes he had that power.]

I can nuke people! If my boss lets me! And I have super strength and the ability to spread democracy;

1800deadpoo May 28 2011, 05:27:14 UTC

Super-strength, huh? Nice! We talkin' Hulk level or Wolverine level here?

supersizedpower May 28 2011, 05:36:51 UTC

I dunno who Wolverine is, but I guess it's kinda like Hulk? It's mostly like Superman, though.

1800deadpoo May 28 2011, 05:43:19 UTC

[Shocked stare.]

You don't know who Wolverine is? Did I really steal that much of his popularity? He's only like your most popular comic book character ever! Well, until I showed up, of course. Are you really America, or just some kinda imposter? [Beat.] Does this mean I finally get to have my own movie now? 'Cuz let's face it, the last coupla ones with him sucked hard.

supersizedpower May 28 2011, 05:45:56 UTC

I never heard of the guy, and I'm really America! And he sounds like a lame hero! What the heck's a wolverine power anyway?

1800deadpoo May 28 2011, 05:56:02 UTC

...yeah, he is kinda lame, actually. Short and smelly, too. I never got why all the girls go after him when all he does is go snikt! [He makes a jabbing motion with his hand.] Must be the regeneration - it is the sexiest power ever.

supersizedpower May 28 2011, 05:58:20 UTC

What's snikt do?

1800deadpoo May 28 2011, 06:05:55 UTC

You know! Snikt! And then bam, giant adamantium claws! Which is still fuckin' lame, I can do the same thing he does with my katanas, plus I'm tall, plus my costume's way cooler than his, plus I don't have a stupid hair-do. On account of havin' no hair, usually, but it still counts!

supersizedpower May 28 2011, 15:18:03 UTC

He has claws?

That sounds kind of cool! So what's your power, anyway?

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