★ 19; backdated to April 1
[phone]
So it was all a joke, huh?
Know who I bet feels pretty stupid now? All you jerks who teamed up with Grady. Oops, too bad, you don't get anything out of it, but everybody hates you now. Justice is served!
Anyway, I thought it might be a good idea to have a list of all the jerks who joined his team so we'd know better than to trust 'em! If you know somebody who worked with him, let me know, okay? They don't deserve to just get away with it; it could've been real and it could've mattered, and they didn't care. I'm not forgetting any of you.
...Oh, by the way, the coolest thing ever happened! My rocket works now and I'm offering free rides to space to anybody who shows up at my house!
...April Fool!
[Action]
[In honor of April Fool's Day, America's friends and fellow nations ought to be on their guard! There's a good chance he'll be visiting your house to play an April Fools prank on you.]
So it was all a joke, huh?
Know who I bet feels pretty stupid now? All you jerks who teamed up with Grady. Oops, too bad, you don't get anything out of it, but everybody hates you now. Justice is served!
Anyway, I thought it might be a good idea to have a list of all the jerks who joined his team so we'd know better than to trust 'em! If you know somebody who worked with him, let me know, okay? They don't deserve to just get away with it; it could've been real and it could've mattered, and they didn't care. I'm not forgetting any of you.
...Oh, by the way, the coolest thing ever happened! My rocket works now and I'm offering free rides to space to anybody who shows up at my house!
...April Fool!
[Action]
[In honor of April Fool's Day, America's friends and fellow nations ought to be on their guard! There's a good chance he'll be visiting your house to play an April Fools prank on you.]