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[supersizedpower]

H-hey, guys!

[America's voice sounds cheerful, but anyone who knows him well enough will be able to tell that he's panicking a little bit, not unlike the way he acts when he's watched too many horror films

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[is_an_island]

S... So it's you.

America.

[supersizedpower]

England it's going to burrow into my brain and escape out my chest!

[is_an_island]

Does that mean you aren't angry anymore?

[supersizedpower]

Ahhhhhhhhhh it's right behind meeeeeeeeee!

[is_an_island]

Because I wasn't calling to pretend to apologise or anything like that.

I'm glad things are patched up between us, though.

[supersizedpower]

...

I can't move my hand.

[is_an_island]

... What's wrong?

Does it hurt?

[supersizedpower]

A statue is stalking me and it turned my hand to stone.

[is_an_island]

... What do you mean, "stone"?

Actual stone, or...?

[supersizedpower]

Of course I mean actual stone! What else would I mean? Sheesh!

[is_an_island]

It's called a metaphor.

Can... has it stopped? The stoning, I mean?

[supersizedpower]

Nope!

Still stone! Just sitting here turning into a fucking statue! No big deal!

[is_an_island]

I'll... I'll be right over. Don't move, America. Don't do anything. And if you see that statue, don't try to be a hero and just... I don't know, I'll be there. [slamming the phone!!]

[supersizedpower]

[waiting...in his house...with his hand turned into stone...

Only it's not, his hand is perfectly normal and just fine.]

[is_an_island]

[broke his window and now in the house

he just likes breaking windows] America.

[supersizedpower]

England!

[looking very panicked!]