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[Morning! Every single person in Mayfield will be getting this phone call at about 7 am on the first day it started snowing.]
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
Also, there's only 17 shopping days left before the big day! Better hurry and hit the stores before the big rush!
Anyway, tons and tons of people keep asking what they should get me for Christmas. And I keep telling them it should be a surprise, but I guess I'm probably a hard guy to shop for, haha. So I sent everybody a list of all the stuff I want!
Anyway, just make sure to ask around so nobody gets me the same stuff. But I want it to be a surprise, okay?
Also, all my friends get to come to my house for Christmas for a Christmas party! It'll be great!
[Sure enough, every household containing someone America has some sort of positive relationship with will have a copy of this in the mailbox; it's also taped to America's front door.]
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
Also, there's only 17 shopping days left before the big day! Better hurry and hit the stores before the big rush!
Anyway, tons and tons of people keep asking what they should get me for Christmas. And I keep telling them it should be a surprise, but I guess I'm probably a hard guy to shop for, haha. So I sent everybody a list of all the stuff I want!
Anyway, just make sure to ask around so nobody gets me the same stuff. But I want it to be a surprise, okay?
Also, all my friends get to come to my house for Christmas for a Christmas party! It'll be great!
[Sure enough, every household containing someone America has some sort of positive relationship with will have a copy of this in the mailbox; it's also taped to America's front door.]