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I think I've officially over-lipid-ized myself. Whose cruel idea was it to have students learn so much about fatty acids? Why! Also, lab reports = EVIL.
Apparently the big news in Gainesville is that some little girl scout table got robbed. Jenn thought this was hilarious. She is a cruel woman. I think it says something about me that I was thinking the cookies got stolen instead of the money. Clearly I would make a very bad thief. I can only imagine my Super Secret Gang meeting, it would go something like this:
Fat Joe: So this is what we're gonna do, we're gonna get em good.
Stinky Larry: Hellz yeah we are! We gonna bust a cap!
Fat Joe: Shutup Larry. We have a plan of genius, an ultimate plan that only my master mind could develop!
Fabulous Shailey: Good God, get on with it, what are we going to do?
Fat Joe: We're going to rob the girl scouts!
Fabulous Shailey: Cookies! GENIUS! I want all the Thin Mints!
Rest of gang: *hangs heads in shame*
Fabulous Shailey: ...Wha?
(I would like to point out that while everyone else in the gang has negative adjectives, I retain something glittery and wonderful. As I myself am.)
I saw attempted squirrel rape yesterday. She-Squirrel was so not down with gettin jiggy with it, and He-Squirrel didn't know how to take "no" for an answer. I watched him repeatedly attempt to mount poor little She-Squirrel while she battled him off, and then I walked over to save her. I am like the Squirrel Messiah.
Back to the studying. Wah.
Apparently the big news in Gainesville is that some little girl scout table got robbed. Jenn thought this was hilarious. She is a cruel woman. I think it says something about me that I was thinking the cookies got stolen instead of the money. Clearly I would make a very bad thief. I can only imagine my Super Secret Gang meeting, it would go something like this:
Fat Joe: So this is what we're gonna do, we're gonna get em good.
Stinky Larry: Hellz yeah we are! We gonna bust a cap!
Fat Joe: Shutup Larry. We have a plan of genius, an ultimate plan that only my master mind could develop!
Fabulous Shailey: Good God, get on with it, what are we going to do?
Fat Joe: We're going to rob the girl scouts!
Fabulous Shailey: Cookies! GENIUS! I want all the Thin Mints!
Rest of gang: *hangs heads in shame*
Fabulous Shailey: ...Wha?
(I would like to point out that while everyone else in the gang has negative adjectives, I retain something glittery and wonderful. As I myself am.)
I saw attempted squirrel rape yesterday. She-Squirrel was so not down with gettin jiggy with it, and He-Squirrel didn't know how to take "no" for an answer. I watched him repeatedly attempt to mount poor little She-Squirrel while she battled him off, and then I walked over to save her. I am like the Squirrel Messiah.
Back to the studying. Wah.