Slogan for 08

[supersech]

The minor parties such as the Democrats and Republicans seem to be heating up to a very interesting race, but we have about wrapped up the Mad Scientist Party (MSP) nomination. Stephen Colbert seems out of the race (except maybe as Huckabee's running mate), but there are still the major contenders. You know exactly who I'm talking about: Cthulhu and the surprise political juggernaut Ralph Wiggum. So we need some killer slogans to give us the edge.

animadversio recommended this one, and I'm not sure you can beat it for pure bumper-sticker pithiness:

• MSP: Vote for Us. Or Else.

Here are my ideas:

• Mad Science, Mad Government.
• MSP: Our Robots Can Beat Up Your Robots
• MSP: Our Zombies are More Lifelike than Dick Cheney.

Feedback? Other ideas?