Spin Doctors for my Campaign
I have several top-notch spin doctors working for me now. Here's advice from my dear father, who can help me reach out to the rural vote (who traditionally are more likely to storm the lab with torches and pitch forks than to support the cause, so this is invaluable advice):
a couple of suggestions. First, you get only Stihl chainsaws and they all come from Tim's Country Saw shop in Tonasket. He's been anti-Zombie from day one, and there is no reason we all can't make a little change on the side. Second, you get Everyday Athlete logo cargo shorts and running shoes and the logo shows on the news clip just before you make your jump. In return, we cut a deal with Wade sos we all get free running shoes for life. Oh yeah, and let it be known that your "pump action shot gun" is a Remington 870 12 guage loaded with alternating buchshot and slugs. That way, the guys who deal with grizzly bears in Alaska will recognize you as somebody who knows bear scat from cougar poop and they will swing behind you as surely as water runs downhill. Probably the NRA will follow their lead.
I will start working on the Grange, the Farm Bureau, and the Longshoremen for endorsements.
a couple of suggestions. First, you get only Stihl chainsaws and they all come from Tim's Country Saw shop in Tonasket. He's been anti-Zombie from day one, and there is no reason we all can't make a little change on the side. Second, you get Everyday Athlete logo cargo shorts and running shoes and the logo shows on the news clip just before you make your jump. In return, we cut a deal with Wade sos we all get free running shoes for life. Oh yeah, and let it be known that your "pump action shot gun" is a Remington 870 12 guage loaded with alternating buchshot and slugs. That way, the guys who deal with grizzly bears in Alaska will recognize you as somebody who knows bear scat from cougar poop and they will swing behind you as surely as water runs downhill. Probably the NRA will follow their lead.
I will start working on the Grange, the Farm Bureau, and the Longshoremen for endorsements.