mutha fuckin snakes
So I went to see Snakes on a plane last night and it was the most exhilerating theater experience of my life. Honestly, it was the best movie of the summer, and I'll tell you why. It seemed like the makers of the movie were serious about it, except for a few parts where you just stopped and thought, "was that a joke? Honestly, were they kidding?" But it truely seemed like they genuinely tried to make a thriller. Unfortunately the script, plot, acting, etc was just so bad and ridiculous it looked like a spoof. We laughed through the first half of the movie, I think I laughed more than when I saw talladaga nights. and dont get my wrong, talladaga nights was fucking hysterical. Then the fucking snakes came out. The movie took a turn for graphic. Graphic mile high sex scenes were interrupted by snakes climbing out of everywhere. boobs, butts, blood. It was nutz. You see a snake burrow himself in a woman's eye, someone tongue is bitten off, a poor man on his honeymoon gets bit and starts foaming out his eyes. I buried my head in Kevin sholders more than once, screamed twice and spent the rest of the time laughing. Plus the "music video" at the end is riotous. I AM SO TIRED OF THESE MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE! the line we waited for the whole movie. It was even more glorious than in the trailers, because it continued, and the second half of the line, which you dont hear in the trailer, was as ridiculous as the first. I wont ruin it for you, go see it yourself. When he said it the audience cheered, and the other group, the only other group if you can imagine that, in the theater gave a standing ovation. We did not join, but respected them none the less.
GO SEE IT
GO SEE IT