A Poem by Leor Galil

[supersayonben]

This is a Poem by Leor Galil. Actually, its by me, but Leor gets upset cuz its a pretty vulgar poem, and so people think Leor is vulgar, which he is.

I can do stuff
with my bum
like take the trolley to lexington

I can do stuff
with my teeth
like eat my mommy's delicious teets

I can do stuff
with my toes
Like take blood samples from a child's nose

I can do stuff
with my penis
Like violently abort an unborn fetus

That is all the
stuff I can do
Now I must eat this steaming plate of poo!