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[superroachio]

Does anyone want to write a resume for me? I have successfully managed 25 years without a single attempt at one... and I'm clueless as to where to even start. I can't write for shit and I can't over glorify my crappy ass jobs without feeling like the biggest fraud ever. How do people do this, and why do people care about them so much?? Yet

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[mrearden]

It is, but it works. The force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded. Your best course here is probably to read a whole bunch of others' resumes and go from there. If I catch you on AIM or otherwise find your email address, I'll send you mine. If you need help stretching the truth, I suggest you seek out the assistance of that crazy Finn; he's good at that. :) Are you out searching for new work?

[superroachio]

I'd gladly take a look at your resume. Sounds like it may have landed you a new gig. Congrats- kinda early :)

My email is my username at gmail. I'll take whatever I can get my hands on! Thanks!