Doormageddon '09
ETA: Embedding 'cause Nicole pointed out how to do it...my brain is not working today.
Niki:
supppp? mypratt is still down
Adri:
Not too much. Had a fight with the door and cannot escape the apartment at the moment.
Niki: orz
HAHAHA
omg
tell me more
Adri:
You laugh at my pain?
Niki:
when it's this unusual, yes
Adri:
This door has two locks. The bottom one, I put the key in and turn twice. Unlocked. The top I have yet to figure out.
Niki:
how did you even get in
Adri:
I think I'm supposed to turn it 4 times to unlock it properly but it won't let me go more than 3.5 times.
I have NO idea!
Niki:
this is some SAW shit
Adri:
I don't know how I can unlock it (after a ten minute struggle) in the morning when I'm still mostly asleep but I can't when I'm mostly awake!
And I was supposed to be drinking a Cube Libre by now!
Niki:
why?
Adri:
Or a pina colada...depending on my mood.
Niki:
you going out
once you get out
Adri
8:08
I was going to do this apertivo thing at a Mayflower that the school organized for new students. I was going to meet up with people in my class there and we would drink and eat food (apertivo means you pay a certain price and get one drink and can go to the buffet, which is mainly finger food).
I've opted to not go out even if I did get it open since the school is almost 40 minutes away by metro and I'm tired.
Niki:
sounds like a good thing, though
Adri:
It's okay. I'm just annoyed.
At least I have an amusing story to tell about why I didn't go.
Niki:
so how are you gonna get out?
scientific method?
Adri:
I may try again in a few minutes. Give my hand some time to rest up, you know.
Niki:
oh so that's whta you were doing
your hand is too slippery to work the lock, of course
Adri:
If I don't get it by the time Romina (landlady) gets home, I'll ask her to show me how the hell to unlock it again
Perv
Niki:
/snort
<3
you should do a long twitter about it
Adri:
As soon as I typed that I knew it would be perverted
Niki:
little updates
Adri:
hahaha "Still can't unlock door. Not going out"
"Nope. Door still evil"
Niki:
I'm lolling out loud
Adri:
"OMFGOPENYOUFUCKINGDOOR"
Niki:
love it
Adri:
"I SWEAR TO GOD DOOR IF THERE WEREN'T A DAMAGE FEE YOU WOULD BE SO FIREWOOD RIGHT NOW."
"NO, I DO NOT HAVE A FIREPLACE"
This is like Doormageddon!
Niki:
you'll be fine
Adri:
At least I went shopping and have food. No food would make me very sad.
Niki:
or you'll die in a hilarious way
Adri:
Now I'm finding it mostly funny.
Niki:
you're just a shut-in
Adri:
Hahahaha! You made me lol.
Niki:
/rimshot
Adri:
And the puns begin!
I'm uploading pictures to post on LJ.
Niki:
nice
I have abunch of lj tabs open
on people's posts I should comment on
Adri:
I watched your little film thing and considered making one to document my door woes
Niki:
I was gonna ask you to
Adri:
For real?
Niki:
yeah
its like improv
but not
watch the door open on the first try
Adri:
I know!
That's what I was thinking. And then I won't post it.
Niki:
or you should
cock block
Adri:
Because I'll just look even more stupid than I seem.
Niki:
who needs dignity
Adri:
I twittered for you
http://twitter.com/adrirena
Niki:
hey, your birthday is soon
how's about that
thanks adri, I love you
Adri:
I plan to force people at NABA to celebrate it. I'll hold them up and everything. I'll be like, "Dude, I'm from Brooklyn. I'll cut you! NOW SING HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY"
Niki:
lol legal in italy
Adri:
Okay, I think I'll try the door again...
Niki:
what a waste
I'm going to recycle my jokes on twitter
Adri:
Haha, do it anyway
And filmed
It still won't open
Niki:
nice
hmmm, maybe I should go out
Adri:
Haha
Niki:
but what if my door won't open
Adri:
You're hilarious
Niki Away Message: Doormageddon '09
Adri:
You made me LOL!
Again!
Niki:
;w; are you just being a douche now
because I am
Adri:
No, for real I just laughed out loud
And now I'm going to upload the footage to show you because I'm awesome like that...I just need to make it not as big a file
Niki:
good luck
videos are hard to compress
Adri:
Final Cut baby
Niki:
fuck youuu
Adri:
Gotta love torrents
It's only express but I don't know the fancier version of FC so that's okay with me
Niki:
when dormageddon '09 fails to amuse everyone else you can blame me
*doormageddon
I was dormageddon 08
Adri:
Hahaha
It's true.
Niki:
smear jelly on it
or peanut butter
Adri:
I don't get it.
Niki:
gum in hair?
Adri:
Is that a Scottish thing?
Niki:
its an american thing
Adri:
Are you telling me to smear jam on the door?
The best we can do is marmalade here!
GAH!
Niki:
ram's blood then
put the door under cold water
Adri:
That's only if I want the Angel of Death to pass my house and not kill my first born child.
Niki:
it could work both ways
Adri
Put it on the inside and the Angel of Death can come help me unlock my door
I was thinking Superman could use his XRay vision to help. No just destroying the door...I don't want to pay damage fees
Niki:
he could destroy the door
and then spin the earth backwards
go back in time
Adri:
But then it would still be locked
Niki:
you could ride on superman
you would be outside
Adri:
Are you suggesting I sex up Superman? You KNOW I'm a Batman girl.
Also, I totally just typed "bagman" first.
Niki:
*laughing so hard at "bagman"*
I like piderman
and badman
Adri:
You would. He has a sammich
Man, I would like a sammich
Niki:
I believe that is my sammich
Adri:
I bought all the fixin's for quesadillas! Well, everything but a spatula. This lady doesn't have one! I was truly surprised
Niki:
noooo I want some
Adri:
I don't think I'm even making them tonight.
Italians don't use microwaves, by the way. And their beds are WAY too hard. And the walls--paper thin. These are little things I've noticed.
Uploading Doormageddon '09: DOOR OF DOOM video
Landlady has shown me again how to open the door. I used her keys and was successful on the first try. I blame my set of keys for Doormageddon '09.
ETA2: Doormageddon '09 is now just pissing me off. What the fuck door? Why the hell won't you open with my set of keys??? Am still stuck inside and landlady is at work. Do not have her contact information so am fucked. Opted to just give up as using the window as means of escape is not a good idea (we're too high up). Am missing class because I can't get out of the goddamned apartment. Will show landlady keys today and how they suck as soon as she is home. Good thing I did some shopping yesterday or I would be foodless in addition to pissed off.
ETA3: Saga continues on my twitter.
ETA4: And OUT!
Niki:
supppp? mypratt is still down
Adri:
Not too much. Had a fight with the door and cannot escape the apartment at the moment.
Niki: orz
HAHAHA
omg
tell me more
Adri:
You laugh at my pain?
Niki:
when it's this unusual, yes
Adri:
This door has two locks. The bottom one, I put the key in and turn twice. Unlocked. The top I have yet to figure out.
Niki:
how did you even get in
Adri:
I think I'm supposed to turn it 4 times to unlock it properly but it won't let me go more than 3.5 times.
I have NO idea!
Niki:
this is some SAW shit
Adri:
I don't know how I can unlock it (after a ten minute struggle) in the morning when I'm still mostly asleep but I can't when I'm mostly awake!
And I was supposed to be drinking a Cube Libre by now!
Niki:
why?
Adri:
Or a pina colada...depending on my mood.
Niki:
you going out
once you get out
Adri
8:08
I was going to do this apertivo thing at a Mayflower that the school organized for new students. I was going to meet up with people in my class there and we would drink and eat food (apertivo means you pay a certain price and get one drink and can go to the buffet, which is mainly finger food).
I've opted to not go out even if I did get it open since the school is almost 40 minutes away by metro and I'm tired.
Niki:
sounds like a good thing, though
Adri:
It's okay. I'm just annoyed.
At least I have an amusing story to tell about why I didn't go.
Niki:
so how are you gonna get out?
scientific method?
Adri:
I may try again in a few minutes. Give my hand some time to rest up, you know.
Niki:
oh so that's whta you were doing
your hand is too slippery to work the lock, of course
Adri:
If I don't get it by the time Romina (landlady) gets home, I'll ask her to show me how the hell to unlock it again
Perv
Niki:
/snort
<3
you should do a long twitter about it
Adri:
As soon as I typed that I knew it would be perverted
Niki:
little updates
Adri:
hahaha "Still can't unlock door. Not going out"
"Nope. Door still evil"
Niki:
I'm lolling out loud
Adri:
"OMFGOPENYOUFUCKINGDOOR"
Niki:
love it
Adri:
"I SWEAR TO GOD DOOR IF THERE WEREN'T A DAMAGE FEE YOU WOULD BE SO FIREWOOD RIGHT NOW."
"NO, I DO NOT HAVE A FIREPLACE"
This is like Doormageddon!
Niki:
you'll be fine
Adri:
At least I went shopping and have food. No food would make me very sad.
Niki:
or you'll die in a hilarious way
Adri:
Now I'm finding it mostly funny.
Niki:
you're just a shut-in
Adri:
Hahahaha! You made me lol.
Niki:
/rimshot
Adri:
And the puns begin!
I'm uploading pictures to post on LJ.
Niki:
nice
I have abunch of lj tabs open
on people's posts I should comment on
Adri:
I watched your little film thing and considered making one to document my door woes
Niki:
I was gonna ask you to
Adri:
For real?
Niki:
yeah
its like improv
but not
watch the door open on the first try
Adri:
I know!
That's what I was thinking. And then I won't post it.
Niki:
or you should
cock block
Adri:
Because I'll just look even more stupid than I seem.
Niki:
who needs dignity
Adri:
I twittered for you
http://twitter.com/adrirena
Niki:
hey, your birthday is soon
how's about that
thanks adri, I love you
Adri:
I plan to force people at NABA to celebrate it. I'll hold them up and everything. I'll be like, "Dude, I'm from Brooklyn. I'll cut you! NOW SING HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY"
Niki:
lol legal in italy
Adri:
Okay, I think I'll try the door again...
Niki:
what a waste
I'm going to recycle my jokes on twitter
Adri:
Haha, do it anyway
And filmed
It still won't open
Niki:
nice
hmmm, maybe I should go out
Adri:
Haha
Niki:
but what if my door won't open
Adri:
You're hilarious
Niki Away Message: Doormageddon '09
Adri:
You made me LOL!
Again!
Niki:
;w; are you just being a douche now
because I am
Adri:
No, for real I just laughed out loud
And now I'm going to upload the footage to show you because I'm awesome like that...I just need to make it not as big a file
Niki:
good luck
videos are hard to compress
Adri:
Final Cut baby
Niki:
fuck youuu
Adri:
Gotta love torrents
It's only express but I don't know the fancier version of FC so that's okay with me
Niki:
when dormageddon '09 fails to amuse everyone else you can blame me
*doormageddon
I was dormageddon 08
Adri:
Hahaha
It's true.
Niki:
smear jelly on it
or peanut butter
Adri:
I don't get it.
Niki:
gum in hair?
Adri:
Is that a Scottish thing?
Niki:
its an american thing
Adri:
Are you telling me to smear jam on the door?
The best we can do is marmalade here!
GAH!
Niki:
ram's blood then
put the door under cold water
Adri:
That's only if I want the Angel of Death to pass my house and not kill my first born child.
Niki:
it could work both ways
Adri
Put it on the inside and the Angel of Death can come help me unlock my door
I was thinking Superman could use his XRay vision to help. No just destroying the door...I don't want to pay damage fees
Niki:
he could destroy the door
and then spin the earth backwards
go back in time
Adri:
But then it would still be locked
Niki:
you could ride on superman
you would be outside
Adri:
Are you suggesting I sex up Superman? You KNOW I'm a Batman girl.
Also, I totally just typed "bagman" first.
Niki:
*laughing so hard at "bagman"*
I like piderman
and badman
Adri:
You would. He has a sammich
Man, I would like a sammich
Niki:
I believe that is my sammich
Adri:
I bought all the fixin's for quesadillas! Well, everything but a spatula. This lady doesn't have one! I was truly surprised
Niki:
noooo I want some
Adri:
I don't think I'm even making them tonight.
Italians don't use microwaves, by the way. And their beds are WAY too hard. And the walls--paper thin. These are little things I've noticed.
Uploading Doormageddon '09: DOOR OF DOOM video
Landlady has shown me again how to open the door. I used her keys and was successful on the first try. I blame my set of keys for Doormageddon '09.
ETA2: Doormageddon '09 is now just pissing me off. What the fuck door? Why the hell won't you open with my set of keys??? Am still stuck inside and landlady is at work. Do not have her contact information so am fucked. Opted to just give up as using the window as means of escape is not a good idea (we're too high up). Am missing class because I can't get out of the goddamned apartment. Will show landlady keys today and how they suck as soon as she is home. Good thing I did some shopping yesterday or I would be foodless in addition to pissed off.
ETA3: Saga continues on my twitter.
ETA4: And OUT!