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Anthropomorphic chocolate chip cookies are very creepy advertising tools. Especially when singing along to "If You Want My Body (And You Think I'm Sexy Despite Me Being a Baked Good That Your Grandmother Sometimes Makes...If She Still Bakes, of course. Maybe Now She Just Talks About How She Used To Cook and Bake. Anyway, You Probably Just Buy Cookies Like Me in the Store Now Because You're Too Lazy To Take The Time To Make 'Em, Ass.)"