More Twilight
"...appallingly luscious"??????????? Oh Edward, you are such a cad!
Bella: Edward, I love you so!
Edward: Bella, I love you more! My undead heart yearns to be near you despite the fact that the closer we get the greater chance I have at losing control and possibly killing you!!! Let's try that kissing thing again!
Bella: Okay! That doesn't sound like a bad idea AT ALL!!!
The Cullin Family: BASEBALL TIEM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: w00t, baseball!
Bella: ?
Evil!Vampires: WE WANNA PLAY, TOO!!!
Cullin Fam: Erm...no. But you can totes stay at our house tonight. Sleepover!!! Just don't kill anyone, kthx?
Evil!Vamps: No problemo. Not even that delicious lovely looking human girl. None of us will chase after her. Promise *crossing fingers*.
Tracker!Evil!Vamp (aka TEV): Girl smells like strawberries. I must kill her!
Edward: Oh no you don't!!!
Bella, Edward, Emmet and Alice in a car, driving and making crappy plans. This wastes not only time but gas. Hope they don't need to fill up any time soon.
Bella: YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO WITH MY PLAN 'CAUSE IT'S THE BESTEST OUT OF ALL OF YOUR CRAPTASTIC PLANS!
Alice: Bella is SOOO right.
Edward: *seethes*
At Bella's house of dramatude.
Bella: I'M SO OUT OF HERE CHARLIE. WHO CARES IF MOM IS VISITING IN A WEEK. I'M SOOO TAKING THE TRUCK YOU BOUGHT ME AND PEACING OUT OMG!
Charlie: But...I thought you liked it here.
Bella: OMG. OUT.OF.HERE!
And scene
Edward: You know, this would all be WAY easier if you didn't smell so damned good. I'm like THIS close to sucking your blood. But I'm too good for temptation like that. 'Cause I'm the male lead!
Bella: Oh Edward, you are so sexy when you're possessive and angry and threatening to kill me.
And the story continues...but I haven't read those bits yet...
ETA: WHEN did Edward challenge Tracker!Evil!Vamp?? I TOTALLY missed that. And now it's a plot point. WTF?
Bella: Edward, I love you so!
Edward: Bella, I love you more! My undead heart yearns to be near you despite the fact that the closer we get the greater chance I have at losing control and possibly killing you!!! Let's try that kissing thing again!
Bella: Okay! That doesn't sound like a bad idea AT ALL!!!
The Cullin Family: BASEBALL TIEM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: w00t, baseball!
Bella: ?
Evil!Vampires: WE WANNA PLAY, TOO!!!
Cullin Fam: Erm...no. But you can totes stay at our house tonight. Sleepover!!! Just don't kill anyone, kthx?
Evil!Vamps: No problemo. Not even that delicious lovely looking human girl. None of us will chase after her. Promise *crossing fingers*.
Tracker!Evil!Vamp (aka TEV): Girl smells like strawberries. I must kill her!
Edward: Oh no you don't!!!
Bella, Edward, Emmet and Alice in a car, driving and making crappy plans. This wastes not only time but gas. Hope they don't need to fill up any time soon.
Bella: YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO WITH MY PLAN 'CAUSE IT'S THE BESTEST OUT OF ALL OF YOUR CRAPTASTIC PLANS!
Alice: Bella is SOOO right.
Edward: *seethes*
At Bella's house of dramatude.
Bella: I'M SO OUT OF HERE CHARLIE. WHO CARES IF MOM IS VISITING IN A WEEK. I'M SOOO TAKING THE TRUCK YOU BOUGHT ME AND PEACING OUT OMG!
Charlie: But...I thought you liked it here.
Bella: OMG. OUT.OF.HERE!
And scene
Edward: You know, this would all be WAY easier if you didn't smell so damned good. I'm like THIS close to sucking your blood. But I'm too good for temptation like that. 'Cause I'm the male lead!
Bella: Oh Edward, you are so sexy when you're possessive and angry and threatening to kill me.
And the story continues...but I haven't read those bits yet...
ETA: WHEN did Edward challenge Tracker!Evil!Vamp?? I TOTALLY missed that. And now it's a plot point. WTF?