Revenge of the Q-cumbers

[supernutjapan]

A fun example of how hearing something wrong leads to a fun story idea over lunch.

Hubby: Hey, you know where the cucumber slicer is?
Julian: I thought you said cucumber sniper.
Dawn: Would a cucumber sniper be a sniper that kills cucumbers, or made from one?
Julian: A cucumber who is a sniper.
Dawn: The Revenge of the Cucumbers
Julian: the /cu/ in cucumber is spelled with...?
Alex: "C"
Julian: Not a "Q"
Dawn: That would be good for the movie name though. The Revenge of the Q-cumbers
Alex: Yeah, and the protagonist's name would be "Q"
Dawn: I could totally see it as a cartoon.
Alex: No, totally real-life actors.
Dawn: Marvel's Revenge of the Q-Cumbers
Alex: Antman could fight with them.
Dawn: No, Antman would save us from them.
Alex: Ah, right. The Q-cumbers are the bad guys.

I'm getting Julian to draw me Q the sniper.