My C.O. went A.W.O.L. with a G.L. from the P.X. I gotta go A.S.A.P.
Last night we went to a polaroid exhibition. It was so crap that we went home to watch 'The Biggest Loser' instead*. Then, after a quick trip to the mall, we decided to brave the weather/scary butch dykes and try out The L Bar in Carlton. Ok, so we got there at like 8:30pm and thus where the first people there (we were even earlier than the DJ), but that didn't alter the fact that they totally should have this as their logo:
It was lame. And boring. And uneventful. In fact, the most exciting thing all night was the box I made from a beer label. And Tracey blinding me with her phone. Like, they didn't even have a pool table. Unless it was upstairs. We couldn't be bothered checking. Also, no cute girls. So we went home instead.
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Many moons ago I asked for requests. Then I swiftly forgot about them. Alas, yesterday I had time to kill and hours of I-must-stay-awake-ness and decided to get started.
Numero uno:
A picture of me listening to Nomi and doing some funny dance
* A picture of me listening to Nomi and doing some funny dance
* Me in the process of getting ready to hit the town, epic style
* 'Bound' in Nemivision™
* A surprise drawing
* a film of me miming to Leslie and the LY's "Dinosour Song", à la the numa numa kid
I might do 'Bound' next. I'm in the mood for cap'ing.
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And now, in this week's episode of 'Where are they now and who will be too ashamed to show up at the reunion?' we're looking at the wholesome kids from that classic American teen show, 'Saved By The Bell'.
Zach Morris - Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Career highlight: NYPD Blue/Commander in Chief
Career lowlight: Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas
Showing up at reunion: Definitely
The boy of my dreams in the early 90s. I used to inhale my dinner so I could run out to the living room and swoon all over him for 30 minutes every single day.
Kelly Kapowski - Tiffany-Amber Thiessen
Career highlight: Beverly Hills 90210
Career lowlight: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday 13th
Showing up at reunion: Yup
Kelly was cute too, but I never cared much for her. I hadn't really discovered girls yet. Besides, she was kind of boring.
A.C. Slater - Mario López
Career highlight: Pacific Blue
Career lowlight: hosting 'The 50 Greatest TV Animals'
Showing up at reunion: Maybe. In disguise.
I've never liked The Jock. A.C. was kind of cute I guess. But that hair was wrong in so many ways.
Jessie Spano - Elizabeth Berkley
Career highlight: Showgirls
Career lowlight: Showgirls
Showing up at reunion: God I hope so, and I hope they film it.
My hero. The tall, awkward, nerdy girl. Über-geek. Über-hot. Totally wasted her time with Slater.
Screech Powers - Dustin Diamond
Career highlight: An episode of Celebrity Boxing 2. Seriously.
Career lowlight: Everything else.
Showing up at reunion: He shouldn't. But he will.
I never got Screech. He was pointless. Never funny. Always annoying.
Lisa Turtle - Lark Voorhies
Career highlight: The Bold and the Beautiful
Career lowlight: The Love Boat: The next wave
Showing up at reunion: Probably. For the food.
Why oh why would they name a character 'Turtle'?? I honestly don't remember her that well. She mustn't have been very interesting.
Mr Richard Belding - Dennis Haskins
Career highlight: an episode of 'West Wing', where he played C.E.O. Donor #2
Career lowlight: Tangy Guacamole (for his character's name: Toss Honeycut)
Showing up at reunion: Of course.
There was always something fishy about Mr Belding. He seemed to like the kids a little too much.
* Fitting, as we had just gorged on McDonald's. I think we spent more time at McDonald's than at the exhibition, come to think of it.
It was lame. And boring. And uneventful. In fact, the most exciting thing all night was the box I made from a beer label. And Tracey blinding me with her phone. Like, they didn't even have a pool table. Unless it was upstairs. We couldn't be bothered checking. Also, no cute girls. So we went home instead.
♠
Many moons ago I asked for requests. Then I swiftly forgot about them. Alas, yesterday I had time to kill and hours of I-must-stay-awake-ness and decided to get started.
Numero uno:
A picture of me listening to Nomi and doing some funny dance
* A picture of me listening to Nomi and doing some funny dance
* Me in the process of getting ready to hit the town, epic style
* 'Bound' in Nemivision™
* A surprise drawing
* a film of me miming to Leslie and the LY's "Dinosour Song", à la the numa numa kid
I might do 'Bound' next. I'm in the mood for cap'ing.
♠
And now, in this week's episode of 'Where are they now and who will be too ashamed to show up at the reunion?' we're looking at the wholesome kids from that classic American teen show, 'Saved By The Bell'.
Zach Morris - Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Career highlight: NYPD Blue/Commander in Chief
Career lowlight: Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas
Showing up at reunion: Definitely
The boy of my dreams in the early 90s. I used to inhale my dinner so I could run out to the living room and swoon all over him for 30 minutes every single day.
Kelly Kapowski - Tiffany-Amber Thiessen
Career highlight: Beverly Hills 90210
Career lowlight: Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday 13th
Showing up at reunion: Yup
Kelly was cute too, but I never cared much for her. I hadn't really discovered girls yet. Besides, she was kind of boring.
A.C. Slater - Mario López
Career highlight: Pacific Blue
Career lowlight: hosting 'The 50 Greatest TV Animals'
Showing up at reunion: Maybe. In disguise.
I've never liked The Jock. A.C. was kind of cute I guess. But that hair was wrong in so many ways.
Jessie Spano - Elizabeth Berkley
Career highlight: Showgirls
Career lowlight: Showgirls
Showing up at reunion: God I hope so, and I hope they film it.
My hero. The tall, awkward, nerdy girl. Über-geek. Über-hot. Totally wasted her time with Slater.
Screech Powers - Dustin Diamond
Career highlight: An episode of Celebrity Boxing 2. Seriously.
Career lowlight: Everything else.
Showing up at reunion: He shouldn't. But he will.
I never got Screech. He was pointless. Never funny. Always annoying.
Lisa Turtle - Lark Voorhies
Career highlight: The Bold and the Beautiful
Career lowlight: The Love Boat: The next wave
Showing up at reunion: Probably. For the food.
Why oh why would they name a character 'Turtle'?? I honestly don't remember her that well. She mustn't have been very interesting.
Mr Richard Belding - Dennis Haskins
Career highlight: an episode of 'West Wing', where he played C.E.O. Donor #2
Career lowlight: Tangy Guacamole (for his character's name: Toss Honeycut)
Showing up at reunion: Of course.
There was always something fishy about Mr Belding. He seemed to like the kids a little too much.
* Fitting, as we had just gorged on McDonald's. I think we spent more time at McDonald's than at the exhibition, come to think of it.