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[the_impala_kid]

Midget clown strippers for Sam's birthday?

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[wondertwin_83]

Yes! Yes yes yes yes and again yes!

[the_impala_kid]

Dude, I know! It's gonna be awesome. I think I want to get her to jump out of a cake or somethin', in all her ho-ish, tiny, clowny glory.

[mybrotherskeep]

I will kill you both.

[wondertwin_83]

[kiss kiss] Don't lie.

[mybrotherskeep]

I am so not lying.

[wondertwin_83]

[pouts] You'd kill me? ME? The person that completes you?

[mybrotherskeep]

If you ever think about involving midget stripper clowns and my birthday then yes, I fear I'd have to. For the greater good.

[wondertwin_83]

Hey now, it's my birthday too. And I think I deserve to get what I want for my birthday and what I want is for you to have some tiny female loving.

[mybrotherskeep]

...does it have to be a tiny female clown?

[wondertwin_83]

Yes! Birthdays are not complete without clowns, balloons, and cake. So we'll have cake and then send you on your way with your tiny lady friend and a rubber. That should totally count as a balloon. [She is way too proud of herself. Way too proud.]

[the_impala_kid]

Don't be a brat, Sammy. *he gives his brother a terribly wicked grin* We know that you just keep up this front of hate because you don't want anyone to know your secret fetishes. It's okay, dude. We accept you for who you are, midget-clown lover and all.

Let's hug it out, Sam. Then we can let the healing begin.

[mybrotherskeep]

*Oh sorry Dean, he'll just be over here throwing up in his mouth from that idea*

I do not have a midget clown fetish. *Yeah, he's got a shudder running down his spine just from thinking about them. Clowns are creepy as fuck*

[the_impala_kid]

It's okay. We're here to help you accept yourself. You can do it, Sammy. Just -- let it out, let it go. So what if you want to be caressed by a three-foot six chick in six inch heels and bright red rubber nose that honks when you kiss her? You're still my brother, dude, no matter what creepy business gets your mother runnin'.

*Dean hasn't had this much fun since the Benson Twins during that job in Memphis last month, there's no way he's letting up now*

[mybrotherskeep]

*Dean's an asshole, has Sam mentioned that today? Because if he hasn't he's going to. Again. At least twice a day until they die* Please never used caress and red rubber nose in the same sentence again. Please.

[the_impala_kid]

I'm sorry, I didnt' mean to make you uncomfortable. I know how much red rubber noses turn you on.

*he gives Sam his most understanding, indulgent smile* Do you need a few minutes alone?

[mybrotherskeep]

You do remember that I know where you sleep, right? And that the last time you started this you ended up with a beer bottle super-glued to your hand?