Time to return your loved ones.
*standing outside her office with a giant cart full of babies and swats at the Valentine's Day decorations all over the place*
Okay, everyone, it's Monday. Time to return your little bundles of joy and dissolve your marriages. I think we can all say that this experience was a resounding success and you'll all never have sex ever again *rolls her eyes*
I'll be writing up an extremely detailed report to send to the school board. If you'd like to add your own opinions and experiences, drop your written accounts by my office. I would really rather not have a repeat of this next school year.
Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day. Please try to keep the PDA to a minimum.
Okay, everyone, it's Monday. Time to return your little bundles of joy and dissolve your marriages. I think we can all say that this experience was a resounding success and you'll all never have sex ever again *rolls her eyes*
I'll be writing up an extremely detailed report to send to the school board. If you'd like to add your own opinions and experiences, drop your written accounts by my office. I would really rather not have a repeat of this next school year.
Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day. Please try to keep the PDA to a minimum.