oh no, what a horrid accident~

[thefourthseal]

SOOOO, IT WOULD SEEM THAT THE REASON THE FIRE ALARM WENT OFF AFTER SCHOOL TODAY IS BECAUSE ~SOMEHOW~ A FIRE BROKE OUT IN BOTH MR. SCHUESTER'S OFFICE AND HIS CLASSROOM. MYSTERIOUSLY, THESE WERE THE ONLY ROOMS IT REALLY AFFECTED. MORE MYSTERIOUSLY STILL, THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE ROOMS WHEN THE FIRE ALARM WENT OFF, IDK WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT.

ANYWAY,

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[opheliayale]

::arms crossed, eyes rolling::

Wow. Playing coy much? And you have ~absolutely~ no idea as to who this Hooligan might be.

GOD, SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE INSTITUTION OF ACADEMIA!

[thefourthseal]

*SMIRKS*

HONEY, I AM MANY THINGS, BUT COY IS NOT ONE OF THEM. AND NOPE, I'VE NOT GOT A CLUE. I WASN'T EVEN THERE AT THE TIME. I'M JUST THE BEARER OF ~TRAGIC~ NEWS.

AND DUDE, IT'S HIGH SCHOOL. WHO THE FUCK CONSIDERS PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL AND INSTITUTION OF ACADEMIA?

[opheliayale]

ITS A GATEWAY, OKAY! THIS IS WHERE WE LEARN THE FOUNDATIONS FOR FUTURE GREATNESS! AND EXCUSE YOU, BUT PUBLIC SCHOOL BUILDS CHARACTER! AND SOME OF THE TEACHERS ARE PRETTY MAGNIFICENT HERE!

Oh, right. ::eye roll:: That smirk on your face is soooo indicative of cluelessness and innocence.

[thefourthseal]

PLEASE. IT'S A SHITTY WASTE OF FOUR YEARS, AND ALL ANYONE WANTS TO DO IS GET OUT. AND MAYBE, BUT SCHUE'S SURE AS HELL NOT.

*SHRUGS* THE SMIRK IS ACTUALLY MY DEFAULT FACIAL EXPRESSION. ALSO, JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGHLY AMUSED BY ALL THIS - WHICH I AM - DOESN'T MEAN I HAD ANY PART IN IT. I'M JUST ENJOYING THE RESULTS OF A SUDDEN FREAK ACCIDENT. OR SOMEBODY ELSE'S LABOR. PLUSYOUCAN'TPROVEANYTHING

[opheliayale]

::epic glare::

UM, EXCUSE YOU. ITS ONLY A ::air quote:: "SHITTY WASTE" OF FOUR YEARS FOR THOSE WHO SPEND THEM AS REBEL DELINQUENT SCHOOL YARD DRUG DEALERS WITH AN ATTITUDE. SOME OF US SAVOR OUR SCHOOLING AND GET EVERYTHING WE CAN OUT OF IT, SO WE CAN MOVE ON TO PROMISING FUTURES AND BRILLIANT LIVES. WANTING TO GET OUT ISN'T BECAUSE THIS IS SOME "SHITTY WASTE" ITS ABOUT HAVING SPENT ALL THESE YEARS WORKING FOR SOMETHING AND FINALLY GETTING TO GO FOR IT!

GOD, YOU HAVE LIKE, NO AMBITION, DO YOU.

PEOPLE COULD HAVE GOTTEN HURT! PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN HURT AND YOU'RE AMUSED! TESSA IS OVER THERE CRYING, AND POOR MISTER SCHUE... What do you have against him anyway?

[thefourthseal]

*SEW NOT BOTHERED*

OOOOOOH, HONEY, DON'T MAKE ACCUSATIONS IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM STICK. I'D SAVOR MY SCHOOLING MORE IF WE WERE ACTUALLY LEARNING WORTHWHILE SHIT, INSTEAD OF THINGS I LEARNED WHEN I WAS IN THE THIRD GRADE.

I'VE GOT PLENTY OF AMBITION, AS A MATTER OF FACT. I JUST DON'T THINK REALIZING MY GOALS REQUIRES ME TO BE A FRIGID BITCH WITH A STICK UP MY ASS THE SIZE OF TEXAS. I CAN - AND DO - EXCEL WHILE STILL HAVING FUN.

YEAH, BUT NOBODY DID, DID THEY? MORE'S THE PITY. TESSA'LL GET OVER IT, AND MR. SCHUE'S A CREEP WITH PEDO TENDENCIES, SO I GIVE NO FUCKS ABOUT HIM.

[opheliayale]

::is way more serious and sober now::

I... I didn't know about Mr. Schue. Has he seriously tried to pull anything with students? Why hasn't anyone reported him?!?!?

::back to glaring and crossed arms::

IF YOU'RE IMPLYING I'M A FRIGID BITCH, YOU'RE SORELY MISTAKEN. I AM NEITHER FRIGID, NOR A BITCH.

::is suddenly wondering if this is what people thinking of her and freaking the fuck out. And a bit teary eyed in her protest::

[thefourthseal]

*SHRUGS*

DUNNO. BUT IF YOU SPEND ANY TIME WITH HIM AT ALL... HE'S FUCKING CREEPY.

... BUT YOU DON'T DENY YOU'VE GOT A STICK UP YOUR ASS? GOOD TO KNOW.

[opheliayale]

NO! UGH. ::eyeroll:: ::shaky voiced:: I THOUGHT THAT STATEMENT WAS BOTH CRASS AND REDUNDANT, AND THUS UNNECESSARY FOR ME TO EVEN ADDRESS. BUT WHATEVER. TAKE WHATEVER WIN YOU THINK YOU CAN.

[thefourthseal]

*LAUGHS*

I DON'T NEED TO TAKE WHATEVER WINS I CAN, I'M NOT THAT DESPERATE. PLUS I'D SAY YOUR DEMEANOR INDICATES THAT I'VE ALREADY WON ALL OF THIS.

[opheliayale]

::pouts, lip quivering, and looking away::

I have fun. You - you just don't know me! I mean... remember that time we got drunk and stuff? Or at least, you got me drunk and then there was... stuff. So you know I'm not just a frigid bitch incapable of fun!

[thefourthseal]

YEAHHHHHH, SO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME GETTING YOU DRUNK? WAY TO WIN THAT ARGUMENT FOR YOURSELF, HUN.

[opheliayale]

::turns bright red, shuffles her feet and stares at the floor::

Nooo. I've had plenty of fun with other people! Its just - sporadic. I prioritize and multitask. All that fun is what college is for... and stuff...

[thefourthseal]

'COURSE YOU HAVE.

*NODS, LOOKING SKEPTICAL AS FUCK*

[opheliayale]

::scoffs::

NOW YOU'RE JUST PATRONIZING ME. WHATEVER. I DON'T NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU.

::paints her face with stoic resolve, but can't hide a little sniffle::

[littlerecord]

YES. BETWEEN SCHUE AND RUVALL WE'RE JUST DROWNING IN MAGNIFICENT TEACHERS AROUND HERE.