*somehow made it into the school paper lawl*
SPOTTED:
- Patrick and Mary, drunk as can be at the playground. Playing innocent or dirty, you naught children? I heard Gabe and Mary are back together, but maybe G should watch his back. Especially since Patrick is the one responsible for punching out Mr. Schue. Somebody throw that boy a party
-Spruce and Rob getting down and dirty in the locker room at the winter formal. My source tells me they not only brought the heat, they're packing some heat. Color me jealous.
-Lilith and Brady looking a little too close for Jess's comfort at the bleachers. Another couple on the rocks? (ooc: i have no idea where this is, and i'm too lazy to go searching through all the posts lol)
- Speaking of Spruce, Fanny has announced their engagement and future baby. Never have I seen a truer love story. Bet that just sucks, doesn't it, Rob? Keep on keeping on, Fanny. Who knew the resident nerdy kid was hiding such a hot body?
- Harry and Pestilence are having trouble in paradise. What's the matter, Pesti? Can't read Harry like an open book?
- Zachariah, everyone's favorite manwhore, giving up sex because... I'm not really sure why, actually. But don't fret too much, ladies and gentlemen, there's a pool going around and the consensus seems to be that he won't last more than a week. Come back to us, Zach, we already miss you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-Congratulations to everyone who made the swim team. I'll be in the first (second, third, fourth, ~you'll never know) row to get a good view of Ed Zeddmore in those swim shorts. And Lucky? With the body you've got, you could definitely get lucky, so do us all a favor and come out of your shell some more. I don't think any of us can deny wanting to see more of you.
- The lovely Miss Sarah Blake is back in the halls of our noble school. She obviously hasn't been graced with much success, or she wouldn't have returned. Poor Miss Blake. My source also tells me she's been engaging in questionable activity with our very own Zach and Ed Zeddmore. Tsk, tsk, trouble already?
- You can always welcome Death back to the school. If you don't want feeling like your life is at risk, that is. Girl hasn't gained any social skills since she's been gone.
-Last but not least, here's a little shout-out for the office of Miss George, our resident guidance counselor. You can go to her for all your angsty teen needs, so hurry on up. I'd love to listen in.
Until next time~
xoxo
- Patrick and Mary, drunk as can be at the playground. Playing innocent or dirty, you naught children? I heard Gabe and Mary are back together, but maybe G should watch his back. Especially since Patrick is the one responsible for punching out Mr. Schue. Somebody throw that boy a party
-Spruce and Rob getting down and dirty in the locker room at the winter formal. My source tells me they not only brought the heat, they're packing some heat. Color me jealous.
-Lilith and Brady looking a little too close for Jess's comfort at the bleachers. Another couple on the rocks? (ooc: i have no idea where this is, and i'm too lazy to go searching through all the posts lol)
- Speaking of Spruce, Fanny has announced their engagement and future baby. Never have I seen a truer love story. Bet that just sucks, doesn't it, Rob? Keep on keeping on, Fanny. Who knew the resident nerdy kid was hiding such a hot body?
- Harry and Pestilence are having trouble in paradise. What's the matter, Pesti? Can't read Harry like an open book?
- Zachariah, everyone's favorite manwhore, giving up sex because... I'm not really sure why, actually. But don't fret too much, ladies and gentlemen, there's a pool going around and the consensus seems to be that he won't last more than a week. Come back to us, Zach, we already miss you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-Congratulations to everyone who made the swim team. I'll be in the first (second, third, fourth, ~you'll never know) row to get a good view of Ed Zeddmore in those swim shorts. And Lucky? With the body you've got, you could definitely get lucky, so do us all a favor and come out of your shell some more. I don't think any of us can deny wanting to see more of you.
- The lovely Miss Sarah Blake is back in the halls of our noble school. She obviously hasn't been graced with much success, or she wouldn't have returned. Poor Miss Blake. My source also tells me she's been engaging in questionable activity with our very own Zach and Ed Zeddmore. Tsk, tsk, trouble already?
- You can always welcome Death back to the school. If you don't want feeling like your life is at risk, that is. Girl hasn't gained any social skills since she's been gone.
-Last but not least, here's a little shout-out for the office of Miss George, our resident guidance counselor. You can go to her for all your angsty teen needs, so hurry on up. I'd love to listen in.
Until next time~
xoxo