~WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND

[doit_forscience]

WELCOME TO THE WINTER FORMAL!

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[littlerecord]

*only here because zach conned him into it with sex and is therefore refusing to dress up... but pretend he's at least wearing shoes*

[andsoshedances]

*walks up quietly and hands him a cup of spiked punch*

Seems like everyone decided casual was the look for the night.

Also? Blondes a good look for you...

[littlerecord]

*takes it and grins* Thanks, El. And good. Don't wanna stick out.

*tugs at his hair self-consciously* You think? I was bored, I guess.

[andsoshedances]

*grins back*

Seriously. It suits you.

*slides into the seat next to him* So you stag as well tonight?

[littlerecord]

Well um. Thanks then, I guess. *smiles*

Aren't I always? *laughs and rolls his eyes* Zach tried to get me to come as part of his... Harem.

What about you? Where's Lucifer?

[andsoshedances]

His harem? Dear god...that boy has way more sex than is good for him. His dick'll drop off outta pure desperation for some peace at this rate.

*winks*

I got no idea. He said he was kinda busy with his dad. Think Michael might be makin' things difficult for him since he found out about us.

[littlerecord]

*laughs* I'll thank you not to wish unfortunate things on his dick. It would put a rather dramatic stopper in my sex life and be no fun at all.

That sucks, El, I'm sorry. You'll have to save a dance for me, in that case.

[andsoshedances]

*grins* I live to provide you with nightmare scenarios.

A dance? I think I can manage that. Although after a couple of glasses of Zachs punch, we'll all be lucky if we can walk straight.

[littlerecord]

Your desire to see me wearing a chastity belt for the rest of my life pains me to my soul.

*grins* He got there before me, huh? Least he's good for something.

[andsoshedances]

Oh dear lord no. A frustrated you? We'd all be doomed.

*raises an eyebrow* You realise we're talking about Zach here right?

[littlerecord]

Exactly. I'd have to unleash my boredom and sexual frustration somehow.

*raises one right back* I don't entirely understand what you're trying to say here.

[andsoshedances]

The world just can't take it. Really - you screwin' Zach into the floor is best for everyone.

*laughs* That it's Zach...and if he didn't get to a punch bowl first then i'm pretty sure the world would fall off it's axis.

[littlerecord]

I agree.

*grins* You have a point there. *gets another drink* Good thing he made it strong.

[andsoshedances]

*chuckles* strong? This stuff could strip paint. Still it's makin' the edges of the world blurry and that can't be bad.

So what've you been up to honey? Ain't seen you for a while.

[littlerecord]

Paint stripper is exactly what I need to get me through this thing.

*shrugs* The usual. I was in juvie, for a bit. That kind of sucked. *grins*

[andsoshedances]

You and me both.

Oh please...you rule that place and you know it.