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This was so ridiculous, i laughed so hard.
FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time there was a young DRAG QUEEN named GARBLED. He was LOVINGLY NOTHING in the BOORISH forest when he met SMELLY BROUHAHA, a run-away JANITOR from the MANIACAL Queen ADELIA.
GARBLED could see that SMELLY BROUHAHA was hungry so he reached into his GARBAGE BIN and gave him his HEINOUS ASPARAGUS COVERED WITH CHEESE. SMELLY BROUHAHA was thankful for GARBLED's ASPARAGUS COVERED WITH CHEESE, so he told GARBLED a very SUPER DUPER HIGH story about Queen ADELIA's daughter STINKS-A-LOT. How her mother, the MANIACAL Queen ADELIA, kept her locked away in the EIFFEL TOWER protected by a gigantic ANT EATER, because STINKS-A-LOT was so INSANE.
GARBLED HAD EATEN. He vowed to SMELLY BROUHAHA the JANITOR that he would save the INSANE STINKS-A-LOT. He would BURN the ANT EATER, and take STINKS-A-LOT far away from her evil mother, the MANIACAL Queen ADELIA, and POO ON her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a SADISTIC SENSITIVE and SMELLY BROUHAHA the JANITOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ANT EATER from his story. MANIACAL Queen ADELIA BROKE out from behind a HAND LOTION and struck GARBLED dead. In the far off EIFFEL TOWER you could hear a HELELELEGOOORAAAHH.
THE END.
XD *dies laughing*
FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time there was a young DRAG QUEEN named GARBLED. He was LOVINGLY NOTHING in the BOORISH forest when he met SMELLY BROUHAHA, a run-away JANITOR from the MANIACAL Queen ADELIA.
GARBLED could see that SMELLY BROUHAHA was hungry so he reached into his GARBAGE BIN and gave him his HEINOUS ASPARAGUS COVERED WITH CHEESE. SMELLY BROUHAHA was thankful for GARBLED's ASPARAGUS COVERED WITH CHEESE, so he told GARBLED a very SUPER DUPER HIGH story about Queen ADELIA's daughter STINKS-A-LOT. How her mother, the MANIACAL Queen ADELIA, kept her locked away in the EIFFEL TOWER protected by a gigantic ANT EATER, because STINKS-A-LOT was so INSANE.
GARBLED HAD EATEN. He vowed to SMELLY BROUHAHA the JANITOR that he would save the INSANE STINKS-A-LOT. He would BURN the ANT EATER, and take STINKS-A-LOT far away from her evil mother, the MANIACAL Queen ADELIA, and POO ON her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a SADISTIC SENSITIVE and SMELLY BROUHAHA the JANITOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ANT EATER from his story. MANIACAL Queen ADELIA BROKE out from behind a HAND LOTION and struck GARBLED dead. In the far off EIFFEL TOWER you could hear a HELELELEGOOORAAAHH.
THE END.
XD *dies laughing*