Ying and yang.
The bad news: In addition to my iTunes being wiped from the face of the earth, it turns out that because my iPod was plugged in at the crucial moment, its memory has been erased, and therefore has forgotten that its job is to turn and function.
The good news: I'm pretty sure that since I bought it last week, I'll be able to work out some kind of deal with insurance.
More good news: Female fossil made peach pie, which is vegan, so I can eat it.