Illusion LIII {Video}

[supermistfrog]

[The feed opens to show one of the living rooms of the Varia mansion, turned into a beautiful aquatic paradise. Brightly colored fish swim in the view of an apparently floating PCD, and kelp gently waves with the current of an unseeable tide.]

[One rather out of place and darkly colored frog comes swimming into view. It looks rather familiar, with

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[verlorenscasket]

F-fran?
[Suppressed laughter.]
Aren't you just precious?

[supermistfrog]

...

[Is it possible for a frog to pout? Because it seems like it is.]

I can still kill you, you know.

[LOOKIT THE BITTY FROG- IT TALKS!]

[verlorenscasket]

Oh. When you say it like that...
[He leans forward.]
You do look mighty tasty.

[supermistfrog]

...

I'll come back and ask permission from Master to make your death twice as painful if you do eat me.

[verlorenscasket]

As long as I share I'm pretty sure Mukuro wouldn't mind.

[supermistfrog]

Master doesn't like people touching his things.

[There's a bit of a grumble to that. And a ribbit.]

[verlorenscasket]

Well I'm sure if I worded my request properly he wouldn't mind so much.

[To which Frau just grins. Fran, you weren't helping your 'suddenly adorable' case.]

[supermistfrog]

I think my word might be just a bit more valid than yours.

[Nothing but a froggy!stare back.]

[verlorenscasket]

But I promised him I'd tell him if I found anything that might look like it would be tasty. I have to let him know.

[Still grinning, if not a little wider just to show off his rows of razor sharp teeth.]

[supermistfrog]

...

[And staring at those teeth. Froggy instincts are kicking in to run.]

Ch. Please keep your mouths to yourselves.

[verlorenscasket]

But you look so tasty.

[supermistfrog]

...

As womanly as you look, I'm not interested in men. Please stop that.

[verlorenscasket]

I look womanly? Maybe you need to get your little froggy eyes checked.

[supermistfrog]

Perhaps you need to find a mirror that shows you the truth.

That is, if they didn't crack when seeing you.

[verlorenscasket]

You're right. I'm probably too much for any truth mirror.

[supermistfrog]

You could take off a few kilos, yes.