Illusion XLIX {Accidental Video}

[supermistfrog]

 [It's pouring outside the Varia mansion today, as per usual for this event. Not that Fran would care, but there's currently a wall missing in said mansion and the lower floor is currently quite...aquatic.]

[But today, Fran is looking on the bright side of life (for once) and using this downpour to his advantage.]

[By showering in it.]

[Clad in

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[video]

[grandtheftbody]

[And Mukuro, who is on the floor above, doesn't bother going downstairs to talk to Fran.]

Do you really think everyone wants to see your skinny body?

[video]

[supermistfrog]

[Yeah, you might get just a tiny bit wet if you did that.]

...

[Have a small glare for that, while soap drips down his face.]

I didn't want everyone to see, Master. And I've gained some weight.

[video]

[grandtheftbody]

[And that would be a tragedy.]

Oh, really? I thought you liked the attention.

You won't be gaining any more weight, though, now that our food is gone.

[video]

[supermistfrog]

No, I don't like the perverts of this network staring at me. That might come as a surprise to you, considering you're one of those offenders.

[He splashes a bit of water into the mansion's open wall.]

Oh, I wonder why our food is gone, Master. Maybe you'd like to explain?

[video]

[grandtheftbody]

Now, that's just not true. You're much too skinny for me, little one.

[Hmm. Contemplation, and then a laugh.]

Because you're cursed with misfortune.

[video]

[supermistfrog]

Maybe if you didn't let our food be washed away, I'd gain more weight. But I still wouldn't want you staring at me.

[Glare.]

I'm cursed with a Master that lets our house and food get destroyed.

[video]

[grandtheftbody]

You're cursed with the sad delusion that I want to stare at your skinny body.

[Laughing at you.]

Just catch flies.

[video]

[supermistfrog]

I'd actually like it if Master proved that wrong.

...

[And serious face, staring into your soooouulll. or lack thereof.]

I have before, Master. They didn't taste good. I'd much rather eat the flesh of a pineapple-flavored human than have to eat flies again.

[video]

[grandtheftbody]

I thought we'd agreed that we'd eat you first. [Smile.]

Though we've been offered a surprising amount of help. People here seem altogether too generous. [Mukuro is suspicious of nice people.]

[video]

[supermistfrog]

I was never included in that "we". [Pout.]

Then reap the benefits of their kindness, Master. I'd rather not die again from starvation or exposure, please.

[video]

[grandtheftbody]

Yes, you don't get a vote.

But don't worry, I will. I don't intend to go hungry either, no matter how strangely generous they might be.

[video]

[supermistfrog]

It's my corpse up for consumption, Master. I think I should have a say, please.

I think they just like to be generous. I don't understand it either. It's really a waste of food sometimes.

[video]

[grandtheftbody]

Hmm. That doesn't make sense at all.

It's suspicious, really. But some people simply enjoy being stupidly nice, I guess.

[video]

[supermistfrog]

...I should have a say before I get eaten, please.

That just means more food for us, then. Shouldn't Master be happy?

[video]

[grandtheftbody]

That makes even less sense. Why would we give you a say if we were planning to eat you?

And yes, I suppose I am happy.

[video]

[supermistfrog]

So I can argue for my life.

Then why are you suspicious, Master?