Apr 08, 2011 15:29
[Fran's been notably absent from the network this week, it seems. Even with the sudden presence of the jungle, our froggy friend has found no reason to complain to others. How strange. Why is this so?]
[That question is instantly answered with Fran's PCD broadcast showing nothing but a large python with an even larger, vaguely human-shaped lump in the middle of it, said lump squirming occasionally. The infamous frog hat sits next to the creature, toppled over and surrounded by a bit of blood. Sitting on top of the hat is Fran's beloved pet Belphegor Spike Spiegel the Second the Hypnotoad, its eyes swirling as it keeps the snake it its grasp, and presumably from digesting.]
[The feed times out after a few minutes.]
your wildlife is bad & you should feel b,
event: urban jungle,
fuck my luck,
i hate it here,
why do animals love me,
well fuck this