[The screen cuts to the empty living room of the Varia Mansion at first, before the sound of a door opening and closing can be heard off-screen.]
I'm home.
[It was called out to someone in the house, but at the same time it's obviously said as a statement of relief.]
[Fran walks onto the screen. He is covered in dirt, blood, sweat and what looks like
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What took you-
[...God Fran. Why are you so filthy. Actually. Forget this. He isn't even going to ask.]
Get off the couch, you're getting it filthy.
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[He doesn't move at first, but he at least slides to an upright position after a few moments, getting his feet off the armrest. A few animal parts fall onto the floor.]
But I'm tired.
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You can lay in your filth on your bed.
...Go get cleaned up.
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[He's getting up anyway.]
Che. You should really be thankful I'm alive.
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[He'll be asking you about that little comment later. But. Now. In the bath, toad.]
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[He sulks away to go wash off the blood, dirt, animal parts and possible satanic runes he might have on him.]
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Guess you still aren't any better at cleaning after 10 years, huh.
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[As you can guess, by his bedroom.]
[Patting his hands clean, he goes to sit down on the couch.]
Going to explain what happened, froggy?
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[He flops down on the other end of the couch.]
Well, apparently that whole weird-dream week was planned by Satan and Rhode, because they wanted to cause pain or something and prepare a ritual by placing 5 people in comas, giving them nightmares and killing them to open a gate between hell and here. Faye was stupid enough to get kidnapped, so they ordered me to help by placing a disguising illusion on Satan while he prepared the ritual so Rhode would get freaked out and distracted. It worked, we killed her, and Satan left. Then, we had to dig up the victims which took a long time because Satan really dug those stupid holes deep so that they wouldn't suffocate under all the dirt and animal body parts.
How was your weekend?
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Were you the one who killed her?
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Mm, no. Why?
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[Seriously. What outside people see is a trash dump. Not far from the truth, actually.]
Che. Always thinking of your own skin, Senpai.
[Look who's talking.]
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[Lazy prince sighs, closing his eyes and using the armrest as a pillow.]
Has anyone seen Satan?
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[He leans back, just as tired.]
Not that I've heard of. But he's alive, of course. He can't die.
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