I wish I were better as wasting time, then I'd waste it all with you
march 2005:
I must learn how to work this dilly hopper.
april 2005:
the nothing new that happened to me today!
may 2005:
Today was the finals for the Magdaragat basketball tournament, it was alright, I fucked up over and over performing the half-time number, but it was still cool, and fun dressing up and acting "ghetto", or, in my case "ghetto-fab".
june 2005:
Jesus is the Telephone Repairman on the Switchboard of my Life
I made an oldies mix cd of awesomeness... to the max!
July 2005:
I went out to vita manitoba with 4 guys to work security for this festival thing on thursday but it was cancelled due to weather, so we set up camp and started drinking at 4pm. we had 3 2-4's for the 5 of us, and one of us wasn't drinking, I spent the rest of the night proving my manhood until 4am.
Aug 2005
folklorama day 1
First things first, here are some peektures I took from backstage tonight.
September 2005
I
don't
want
to
go
to
work
today
I'd rather
stay home
and play
vid-
e-
o
games
October 2005
I picked up my new car today AND got to see the Arcade Fire, and hang out with the Marley, and I did nothing in half my day in school, and I only stalled 4 times (only!), and I paid $6 to go pee.
November 2005
*throws bible at you*
December 2005
my muslim anti-depressant friend from school sliced her thumb open today by accident and I was laughing so hard that I couldn't be a good friend and give her first aid, I got as far as opening the first aid box while her gushing thumb had blood dripping all over the floor and told her I was gonna pee myself as I ran away throwing a band-aid at her.
January 2006
I've cried in Jackie Chan movies.
I went to see Brokeback Mountain with Marley last night and I cried during like the whole movie, and then I went to work and A League of Their Own was on tv and I cried during that, and then I popped in Billy Elliot that I brought from home, (my job is so hard), and despite seeing that film like 20 times I cried again, I've come to the conclusion that I'm a total fucking baby when it comes to movies.
February 2006
This one time when I worked at the movie store, I was having a bad day and hiding on a little stool behind the counter and a man leaned over, sensed my crappy-job despair and gave me a half smoked joint. It's moments like that that make life a better place to be sometimes, caring in his own kind of way.
March 2006
It is Ash Wednesday. After much deliberation I've decided to give up swearing and dishonouring my father.
April 2006
I just sat on Jackie's cat.
May 2006
Good news everyone, I`ve taught the toaster to feel love!
June 2006
How to thrive on awkward silences.
July 2006
Your white lies make me hurt.
My canada day plans went to shit so I stayed home and watched the backyard fireworks in the backlane park, it was exceedingly good to my upmost surprise.
August 2006
Dear girl of my dreams, I want to be the one appreciating you. Show up and make me smile.
September 2006
Shhh... they're dying
I cleaned up the cob webs around my bed today, no, I didn't get laid, I literally got the vacuum and got rid of the spider webs, they've been crawling on me at night and it's to the point where I don't even scream anymore I just kinda giggle at the tickliness, and that's when I decided: they had to go.
October 2006
Cows!
November 2006
This weekend Brittani turned 21 and had a party, I'm glad she didn't die after all that alcohol consumption, but it was pretty good times.
December 2006
Last week my dad was kicking me out of the house. Today he gave me $700.
Tricia told me this'd be fun, it kinda was, just taking the first sentence from each month of my journal since it's creation, slightly modified some, but I also tend to use run-on sentences as well so some of the one liners are lots of lines with inappropriate overuse of the comma, see I'm even doing it again.