the clown got the job
I went to a Lesbian Sex Toy party last night and I giggled. Alot.
I made a random mp3 cd, with just various types of mp3's that were on my computer, I like those cd's because there can be like 200 songs on one disk, and I had it playing on random in my car during car-sex, and the theme to dr.mario came on and I died of embarassment.
Then I came back to life, drove my girlfriend home and couldn't sleep until about 5 or 6 in the morning. Lousy nights of no sleep.
When my dad comes home he turns the heat up, but when he leaves to go to work he turns the heat down, so his family can freeze and he can save money. jerkface.
I have eaten SO much cake in the past 3 days.
Last Sunday at work me and my co-worker tried to fix the lights in the gym and she put a screwdriver in the lightswitch and it sparked and the screwdriver burnt and all the lights went out in there and in the auditorium and all the muscle-y-gym people insisted they could keep on working out in the dark.
It's dark in the living room, my black cat jumped down from atop the monitor onto my lap and scared the crap out of me.
My mom turned 56 the other day. I don't want her to be old.
I went to the Palomino club last week with some friends for a birthday, and in spite of being quite apprehensive about the whole thing, and on grey cup weekend to boot, I have to admit I was impressed with the galantry of the men in that bar, I dunno if it's coz I'm just so used to the rude gay boys at the gay bar that shove you out of the way - all the time, or if the people at the Pal were actually decent, like how they moved out of your way to let you through, and how when you ordered a drink from the cocktailwaitress you actually got it. And not just the Palomino club, but we went at like 8 o'clock because they said to come early, by 1:30 when we decided to skimper off to the toad for awhile more, and shocked at how late it had become and that we somehow passed over 5 hours in what didn't seem like that much time we questioned "does this mean we actually had fun at The Pal?" I'm afraid it does.
Last night at the gaybar were pretty good times though. Got my dance on with the girl and Shae. I talked to Adrea before I left to go take care of some business. And I laughed at her, not for any particular reason, just because she brings me such joy sometimes... such hilarious joy.
I argued with my godsister the other day about the putting 1 or 2 spaces after punctuation at the end of a sentance, apparently we're both right. But I was taught, even on the computer to put 2 spaces after a period. That's just the way it always has been and always should be, if only everyone did what I said all the time.
I'm pro at Guitar Hero, btw.
On the Australian Map of the World, the world is upside down and centered around Australia.
old lesbian A: Ooo my daughter asked me to get her a pink vibrator!
old lesbian B: Maybe you should've, then now you wouldn't be a grandmother. Twice.
I made a random mp3 cd, with just various types of mp3's that were on my computer, I like those cd's because there can be like 200 songs on one disk, and I had it playing on random in my car during car-sex, and the theme to dr.mario came on and I died of embarassment.
Then I came back to life, drove my girlfriend home and couldn't sleep until about 5 or 6 in the morning. Lousy nights of no sleep.
When my dad comes home he turns the heat up, but when he leaves to go to work he turns the heat down, so his family can freeze and he can save money. jerkface.
I have eaten SO much cake in the past 3 days.
Last Sunday at work me and my co-worker tried to fix the lights in the gym and she put a screwdriver in the lightswitch and it sparked and the screwdriver burnt and all the lights went out in there and in the auditorium and all the muscle-y-gym people insisted they could keep on working out in the dark.
It's dark in the living room, my black cat jumped down from atop the monitor onto my lap and scared the crap out of me.
My mom turned 56 the other day. I don't want her to be old.
I went to the Palomino club last week with some friends for a birthday, and in spite of being quite apprehensive about the whole thing, and on grey cup weekend to boot, I have to admit I was impressed with the galantry of the men in that bar, I dunno if it's coz I'm just so used to the rude gay boys at the gay bar that shove you out of the way - all the time, or if the people at the Pal were actually decent, like how they moved out of your way to let you through, and how when you ordered a drink from the cocktailwaitress you actually got it. And not just the Palomino club, but we went at like 8 o'clock because they said to come early, by 1:30 when we decided to skimper off to the toad for awhile more, and shocked at how late it had become and that we somehow passed over 5 hours in what didn't seem like that much time we questioned "does this mean we actually had fun at The Pal?" I'm afraid it does.
Last night at the gaybar were pretty good times though. Got my dance on with the girl and Shae. I talked to Adrea before I left to go take care of some business. And I laughed at her, not for any particular reason, just because she brings me such joy sometimes... such hilarious joy.
I argued with my godsister the other day about the putting 1 or 2 spaces after punctuation at the end of a sentance, apparently we're both right. But I was taught, even on the computer to put 2 spaces after a period. That's just the way it always has been and always should be, if only everyone did what I said all the time.
I'm pro at Guitar Hero, btw.
On the Australian Map of the World, the world is upside down and centered around Australia.
old lesbian A: Ooo my daughter asked me to get her a pink vibrator!
old lesbian B: Maybe you should've, then now you wouldn't be a grandmother. Twice.