Taking the Next Step
I told you Michael Johns loves me! Haha! LOL! :p
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5 ways to easily move on with your life after some heart-wrecking, evil boy has destroyed your tiny little being in this world amassed with creatures with egos and personalities so big that they can easily devour you, and the thing is, you actually know that you'll get wounded in the end but you are just so hebetudinous and doltish for actually believing that you are numb and desensitized enough that you won't feel a thing:
1. Find something to like. Finding something to give all your desires, which you have wasted for your object of affection who has no single idea about what you feel for him, into is a good idea as it will digress and deviate your mind from thoughts that could even make you grab a knife and cut yourself 'cause really now, it's not a thing worth your life. It's only worth it if you've loved this man for 2137652 years, known his favorite song, color, band, food, shirt, flavor of gum, movie, and pair of boxers and he still doesn't know that you like him--why, you are insane, dear. This 'something to like' may be in a form of a TV show (hello, American Idol!), a song (hello, It Ends Tonight), a book (hello, 100 Years of Solitude!), or a movie (hello, Rent!). It can be any THING that you can give all of your adoration and veneration to.
2. Find something to do. Finding something to give all your desires, which you have wasted for your object of affection who has no single idea about what you feel for him, into is a good idea as it will digress and deviate your mind from thoughts of going to this young man's home and glomping or jumping on him or something 'cause really now, it's not a thing to do that's worth your dignity. It's only worth it if this man is as hot as actually James Lafferty, Michael Johns, or Johnny Depp. As a bonus, if the man is Chris Carrabba, you can kiss him anywhere you want 'cause dang it, who won't? This 'something to do' may be in a form of a sport (hello, basketball and futsal!), a hobby (hello, photography and blogging!), or a musical outlet (hello, drum lessons!). It can be any HOBBY/SPORT that you can give all of your efforts into.
3. Find something to despise. Finding something to give all your hatred, which you have wasted for your object of affection who has no single idea about what you feel for him, into is a good idea as it will digress and deviate your mind from thoughts of kidnappping him and poking his eyeballs out and dumping him into the city dump 'cause really now, it's not a thing to do that's worth getting imprisoned or even executed. It's only worth it if...well, it's not worth it, EVER. This 'something to despise' may be in a form of ugly nailbeds, Kristy Lee Cook, graft and corruption, and politics. It can be any THING/PERSON/EVENT/PLACE that you can give all of your frustration into.
4. Find something to adore. Finding something to give all your devotion, which you have wasted for your object of affection who has no single idea about what you feel for him, into is a good idea as it will make you forget, even for just a little while, that there exists a person in your world that you really like but can't do anything about 'cause he has someone else or he just doesn't like you 'cause really now, it's not worth all the tears and the pain inside. It's not worth all the nights you've spent listening to that song which reminds you of him. It's not worth all the nights you've spent staring at the ceiling and thinking about what could have been if only you weren't that vulnerable. It's not worth it.
5. Find something to...WHAT THE HELL. Who are you kidding? You can't move on.
There's this fun fun fun meme I'm taking! I'm tagging anyone who'd like to do it 'cause w00t! It's really cool! (
chowders is required to do it, however. Lol!) See it under the cut. :)
Here's how to do it:
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result as a comment in this post. Also, pass it along in your own blog because it’s more amusing that way.
HOW COOL IS THAT?
My band's name is CELEBRATE THE BULLET and whoaaa. The album name is so cool. :)