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From T & J

Jan 18, 2009 15:10

Your result for The Lover Style Profile Test...

The Romantic Lover

68% partner focus, 52% aggressiveness, 20% adventurousness

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itwontstopme January 18 2009, 05:54:47 UTC

Oh thank god he's compatible with you too.

supermarketsam January 18 2009, 06:13:39 UTC

...

Do I wanna know?

itwontstopme January 18 2009, 06:21:29 UTC

Probably not. I told him I can't give up boobs.

supermarketsam January 18 2009, 06:29:29 UTC

Oh, so you two got compatible results? Hell, I can't see ya together. You'd just wind up snappin' and bickerin' and punchin' each other. Plus you'd both miss boobs and I'm pretty sure neither of ya would wanna bottom.

itwontstopme January 18 2009, 06:34:25 UTC

Timmy's got the girly hair. It would so be him. I'm surprised he was sober enough to notice we got compatible results.

supermarketsam January 18 2009, 06:35:56 UTC

And he does have the very nice ass, so you'd wanna be able to look at it... Not that I'm sayin' you two should get together. That ass is mine... sort of. I think he's just tryin' to make an effort.

itwontstopme January 18 2009, 06:49:12 UTC

Or that now he's back in Dillon without Billy or football to keep him in line, he is drunk 24/7? Not that I can blame him.

supermarketsam January 18 2009, 07:02:38 UTC

I'll keep him in line. He ain't gonna have any excuses for me. He can't show up to school drunk anyways. At least not too often. He can't blow college.

Need me to keep ya in line too?

itwontstopme January 18 2009, 07:22:47 UTC

At least, he won't get away with it now that he's not on the football team.

With what? I'm making a good job of making a Jason-sized hole in my bed right now. Another two days and it will be a masterpiece.

supermarketsam January 18 2009, 07:30:05 UTC

True. Plus I can kick his ass now and he ain't gonna run to Lyla. Like she was ever gonna be okay with him bein' drunk.

Wanna come stay at mine? Mom and Dad ain't gonna care. My Mom loves feedin' ya anyway.

itwontstopme January 18 2009, 07:53:05 UTC

She said she was okay and didn't want to change him. Yeah, that's why she was only staying with him if he went to college.

No, it's okay. I'd feel bad. Mom keeps telling me she missed me and I just... shit, I have no idea what I'm doing or supposed to be doing. Drunk sounds good right now.

supermarketsam January 18 2009, 08:24:39 UTC

She's a girl who shakes pom poms for a livin'. I ain't gonna tell ya what I think that means about her ability to bullshit.

So I'll come stay at yours. Purely platonic sleepover fun. We could see a movie?

itwontstopme January 18 2009, 08:27:35 UTC

She wanted someone like me before the accident in Tim's body. Hopefully she damn well finds it at Vanderbilt.

You're gonna hit me if I say no, aren't you? And if I say I just want to stay here flat on my back, it will probably mean a wet willy, yeah?

supermarketsam January 18 2009, 08:49:08 UTC

I hope she goes through a lesbian phase and finds out what a bitch girls like her can be.

Yeah, so you better pick which one ya want. I'm also gonna come sit on ya if you decide to just lie there.

itwontstopme January 18 2009, 08:52:35 UTC

No, she's too sex hungry... make of that statement what you will.

... Awwww, do I have to?

supermarketsam January 18 2009, 08:56:57 UTC

Whore. How'd I do?

Yup. Don't make me bring Timmy to sit on ya as well. Or maybe I'll just make out with him in front of ya.

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