01. Literally study my navel. I think I know my navel better than the back of my hand. I’m even starting to think the little freckle near it might have moved slightly to the left...
02. Pretend to be a cheerleader... I even put on a short skirt. I usually use t-shirts as pom-poms and dance around in my bra and the skirt. Actually it’s kind of amazing how sweaty you can get doing that.
03. Paint my toenails. Sometimes even clip my toenails and clean them out.
04. Rearrange T’s hair while he’s sleeping... I can actually give him a moustache when I use the water glass to dampen it and style it.
05. Watch all the customers, and if I don’t already know them, I try and make up my own story for their lives.
06. Clean.
07. Grope T while he’s asleep. Usually after the fake moustache has been applied, and then I can hear the porn music in my head...
08. Watch non-Panther football.
09. Listen to music and sing along at the top of my lungs.
10. Fall asleep.
Sam Jameson
Friday Night Lights OC
Tim Riggins [
texas33forever] used with permission