Bedtime Dearies. Bedtime!
Once upon a time, there was this girl who lived in a castle that resembled the PlayBoy mansion. The king was played by Nicholas Cage, the queen was played by Queen Latifah and grandpa Duke was played by Bill Gates. The king would use his intellectual and meaningful poetic words to woo the girl next door, while queen would bitchslap him for doing such a thing. While all of this happened, grandpa Duke decided that he wanted to computerize the castle, so he decided to create some machine that would make the castle all computer like, and he did. He called it eCastle, which was sold and gave him riches of fake, plastered gold.
The little girl decided to walk through the woods that day, and she bumped into good ol' jolly Michael Jackson. Apparently, she saw something that was not intended to see! (DUN DUN DUUUUN!) Michael Jackson was sleeping with the 8 Dwarfs, but caressing them all in a strange manner.
So..the girl ran away to a cottage that was owned by Anna Nicole Smith. Anna Nicole Smith humped and humped and brokeeeee the house down with her big ass.
The girl was traumatized and ran home. When she got there, she went online and talked to her supposed same age friend, CocaColaBear9. What she didn't know was that her friend was trying to send her subliminal messages to buy and taste the new Pepsi Twist.
And she went to sleep.
The end?
The little girl decided to walk through the woods that day, and she bumped into good ol' jolly Michael Jackson. Apparently, she saw something that was not intended to see! (DUN DUN DUUUUN!) Michael Jackson was sleeping with the 8 Dwarfs, but caressing them all in a strange manner.
So..the girl ran away to a cottage that was owned by Anna Nicole Smith. Anna Nicole Smith humped and humped and brokeeeee the house down with her big ass.
The girl was traumatized and ran home. When she got there, she went online and talked to her supposed same age friend, CocaColaBear9. What she didn't know was that her friend was trying to send her subliminal messages to buy and taste the new Pepsi Twist.
And she went to sleep.
The end?