The hershey squirts

[supermanfreak87]

Damn, talk about a bad case of diarrhea. I didn't go to school today because I had the runs. I've tried taking immodium and pepto bismol but nothing works. Well besides that yesterday was a pretty cool day. The homie gave me a bottle of cognac courvassier for free, he said It was a super- late birthday present. Hey maybe that's what made me feel so constipated. He had a whole trunk full alcohol of different types. He said he gets them for free from a friend and anytime I wanted some to just tell him and he'll give it to me for free.
Damn, I just remembered I have a date tonight with this girl that I like, hopefully I feel better in time.