Crzy lady with a beard
Okay, so yesterday I was at work and this one crazy lady walked with a big suitcase and plastic bags in to our restaurant, and I mean she was literraly fucked in the head. She was this white women who was skinny as hell and she had a beard...wtf? I'm not bullshiting, she really did had a beard and she began to order a alot of food for her self. At first I thought she was on something because she twitched alot. Okay well she got all her food and sat down and she was quitely talknig to herself and she would always get up and order more food. I was like damn, even I don't eat that much, where does she put it all? Well she was there for hours. Now what tripped me out the most about her was the fact that when I was on my break she came up to me and said, "Excuse me sir, sorry to bother you but I just wanted to tell you to please stop touching those girls, your co-workers, private parts." Wtf? I was shocked when she said that, where the hell did she ever get that. The I told her, " Ma'am, thats absurd. First of all I wouldn't do that because I would lose my job and second of all, I wouldn't never do that because I'm not that kind of person." Then she apoligised and said, "I'm sorry it's that my friend who is an invisible girl told me you were doing and she was getting mad so she wanted me to tell you to stop. And please tell the invisible man in there to stop doing that aswell." Then she sat back down, after that she was ordering more food, then she left when we closed the dining room. But that was creepy, and I felt sorry for her, she needs help.