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[superjoy]

Jess is my partner in dork (instead of crime.. you know).

Me: lol this book just stated "In short, the crimes stemming from marijuana are the same crimes that would stem from butter if it were made illegal."
Jess: i dont get it.
Me: well they said the only crimes directly related to marijuana are use, possession, and trafficking
Jess: like they wouldnt be a big deal?
Jess: oh
Me: so basically they're saying that the fact that it is illegal is what causes the criminal aspect of it
Jess: cuz i was gonna say, ya know karlita and I will get pretty desperate for butter if we're craving it.
Me: haha
Jess: who knows what we'd do.
Me: butter junkies
Jess: lol
Me: butterheads?
Jess: come on remember my butter song?
Me: noo
Jess: sooooo stupid. it was my b-day in santa monica. in the italian restaurant. i busted out with spice girls theme song. "if you wanna be my butter, you gotta get with my bread..." [this was 1996or7]
Jess: mental!
Me: ooooooh
Me: anytime we go out and have bread you have to sing that
Jess: no way man.
Me: those are the rules now