She did sort of sound like David Bowie
Ok. What the fuck. I applied to Macy's, and I got a call from the worst HR rep ever telling me to go online to schedule an interview. She literally just said, "Hi I'm from Macy's. Go online to schedule an interview". I was confused, because it was so vague and I'm an idiot. I eventually realized that she meant "at your earliest convenience" and not "right the fuck now over the phone". So, after a few awkward seconds of silence, we hung up, and I went online. I've been all over this website, and there is nowhere to schedule a fucking interview! If I may be snotty for a second, there are people a lot less intelligent than I am applying to these sorts of jobs. I almost feel like it's a way to weed out the totally incompetent. Like a quest. You must first navigate the Labyrinth That Is Not What It Seems, and then traverse across the Bog of Eternal Stench, and then you must rescue your infant brother from the Effeminate King of Glam Rock. If you survive, you may apply for your interview at Macys.