Nerd Haiku
Before the Nerd Slam show started, I was really confident that we'd need to Haiku battle it out for first place, so I wrote some nerd haiku. Yes I did.
Computer program:
While you breathing equals true
My heart increments
with lots of nasality and awkwardness:
Hi. I'm a nerd girl.
How's my pocket protector?
Hehehehehe. It's near my boobie. Hehehehe.
I made this half-pony
half-monkey monster for you.
Why the screaming?
One one two three five
Eight thirteen twenty-one thirty-four
(like a cheerleader) Gooooooooooo Fibonacci!
Computer program:
While you breathing equals true
My heart increments
with lots of nasality and awkwardness:
Hi. I'm a nerd girl.
How's my pocket protector?
Hehehehehe. It's near my boobie. Hehehehe.
I made this half-pony
half-monkey monster for you.
Why the screaming?
One one two three five
Eight thirteen twenty-one thirty-four
(like a cheerleader) Gooooooooooo Fibonacci!