Its been a while...
So ... DAMN! -has it been a while! Basically all summer. Wow. Ok.
Well i know i said i wanted summer to be intresting... ...and it certainly was.. heh heh :D ...? ehh umm... ...And by intresting i dont mean like book intresting, i dont mean exciting intresting... i mean the kind that takes a lot of advil and you might want to base comic book characters on. Say, if you need a really good {at being bad} evil villian... nah im only kidding.
Ive decided that latly thats probably the best thing i can do. Laugh. Kid Anything but take any of it seriously. Cuz it's all really really stupid. And since when do I not laugh at the retarded? Even when its me falling over myself, breaking stuff, or saying "sucks" instead of "rocks", or ever mentioning apples at all... The list goes on. And trust me, is it a long list!
I could go on and post a couple quotes no one heard from the other side of the story, if you can even call it that. Id like to call it more of a fairy tale but even Dr Suess and Mother Goose would find it too imaginative. Yeah, some of it might be true. But not because author knows it, But because she made a good guess. Whatever. [I wonder if she knew she was right, she'd find it as funny as I do...]
But, i decided not to.
[Itll a year of stories of held tongues to explain why the "dike wanna-be" comeback was so amazing]
Ive been wanting to write a blog/journal entry/what the hell, College Essay?!?! about me and my friends for a while. I have a million specific dates to choose from, but i just cant. Youll see why. Lets start with the other night.
It wasnt the first time people started a sentence with "Youre good with advice, I need to talk to you!" or "Dude! Im so [insert current mood here]" or maybe a more subtle "Can I ask you a question?"
Tho im always tempted to be a smart ass and answer "Ask me soemthing? You just did!" Or "What happened to hello?", I dont. I give a casual and as relazed as possible "What's up? Shoot."
Which, ussually is far from how im REALLY feeling. Ever since how some have gone, some to deep for Jenna to know what to say, and certain others I said i wasnt mentioning [lol... flashbacks...] Im always on my toes.
Like the time, after hearing about a friend getting kicked out by her weirdo dad, [but thankfully let back in 2 days later], someone mentioned, a week later, about getting kicked out of class.
Since then, I blame dyslexia for high blood pressure.
Last night wasn't nearly as insane tho. Just another case of "The guy i adore doesn't like me anymore" Blues. Not that its ever happened to me, but my friends. Actually, quite a few of them.
A few questions and answers later, and suddenly Jenna is a certified rejectionologist? What? well she felt better, and i think my plan should work. If it dont, i told her, You dont need him anyway.
"Its impossible to lose the so called "one". If they truly were your "soul mate", would they be able to leave you in the first place?"
Ok so i stole that piece of wisdom from my boo/World Renowned Psychic Sylvia Browne. But who wouldnt? Shes an absolute jeanius.
Next up at bat: We'll call her... Ninjaface. JUST BECAUSE WE CAN! So, Summer long story short as possible: She likes 2 guys. Who pretty much, like her just as much back.
Damn. Thats rough, man...
Ninjaface is on a fench she cant balance on in crane stance forever. One side, is a caring nice guy who she could talk to about anything... except some small talk in person... Lets call him "Newman Shmevas" for no reason... and the other is funny and intersting and smart and, "oh yeah, Hott!". But, hes a total gigalo man whore. We'll call him "sex machine", again, no reason.
I said, if shes looking for a long term relation ship, go for the ho [jk] but nah, i said if you cant really even talk just in class, what the hell is your proplem? how the hell do you expect to date! Go for the ho! [well i didnt say THAT but it was along those lines]
We kept going till me and NinjaFace are talking about how long term relationships with Neman Shmedoodoo Whatever would be really tough cuz they wouldnt be able to communicate well, unless it was about menopausal parents, or anti-establishment and politics. How would you talk over lunch? Or talk for the sake of talking? Not to mention having something big to say...
Then i realized... DUDE ive never been in a long term relationship! WTF am i talking about? Where am i getting this from?
Why am I here?
Why did she come to me? Why did so-and-so ask me what to do when you get kicked out? Why did whatsHerface, AND stalkerAnon. talk to just me about the kid she likes? I talk the talk but i dont take no first steps! OH, hey, and why did YouDontKnowWho come to ME when she thought she might be pregnaunt??? DO I look like someone who would even KNOW someone who has a friend who "Knows how that feels"? I probably do, but still!
Ive never moved to another TOWN, forget state, Ive never smoked, forget needed to quit, never done anything seriously regretful while "under the influence", fuck that, ive never been under any other influence then my parents puppeteering me! I've never 'tried to hard to be cool' or caused drama, not purposely at least. I've never had mental disorders, eating disorders, had, or had parents with more-then-serious health issues, besides my 2 grandparents, I've never been to the hospital unless i was doing charity work or getting pulled out of my mom, and dont even bring up MY love life, because it doesnt exist, and so far i dont really mind. Ive never been "in love" and Ive never been rejected, cuz never asked anyone out really, the list goes on.
I've never done this, never done that, and dont really plan on doing either, thank you.
SO why the hell am i, Ms Neverland, the one talking like Dr Phil?
Hey, Whats next, Jenna? Dr Ruth impressions for your guidance-needing whore friends? Ha.
I dont think so. At least, i hope not. My jewish accent is a little sketchy lately. Unless im singing to the pussy cat dolls... ok off topic ANYWHO
So Ive been thinking about it. And i think, if i had to pick anything, thats what i want to do... for... ever?
No. Not talk online. Well, more then just that, i mean.
Gimpy's pretty into pyschology shit too. Makes sense. We're always cheering each other up, i mean, always. Like, even if its just "My mom is being a menopausal bitch. Shes leaking estrogen!" "Well just dont slip on it your accident prone like that". Even if its a "Eh Alright" or "Terrible Day!" we try to make it Good.
Another thing i noticed, it started with just gimpy but... latly everyone quoetes me in away messages... ??? idk i just had to point that out.
But i think, since i think im a "Resquer" Theme and all [details=Montel, 4 pm, wednesdays] maybe this would be more... satisfying? then say... music/cartoons?
Oh yeah... then theres the whole... college grades issue... hmmm...
Maybe ill just be a very amicable alchoholic, livin in my moms house.
"Be Who You Are, Because those who mind don't matter,
And Those that matter don't mind"
-Dr Suess
[but i got it from Gimpys away message, cuz she always has the best away messages!]
Well i know i said i wanted summer to be intresting... ...and it certainly was.. heh heh :D ...? ehh umm... ...And by intresting i dont mean like book intresting, i dont mean exciting intresting... i mean the kind that takes a lot of advil and you might want to base comic book characters on. Say, if you need a really good {at being bad} evil villian... nah im only kidding.
Ive decided that latly thats probably the best thing i can do. Laugh. Kid Anything but take any of it seriously. Cuz it's all really really stupid. And since when do I not laugh at the retarded? Even when its me falling over myself, breaking stuff, or saying "sucks" instead of "rocks", or ever mentioning apples at all... The list goes on. And trust me, is it a long list!
I could go on and post a couple quotes no one heard from the other side of the story, if you can even call it that. Id like to call it more of a fairy tale but even Dr Suess and Mother Goose would find it too imaginative. Yeah, some of it might be true. But not because author knows it, But because she made a good guess. Whatever. [I wonder if she knew she was right, she'd find it as funny as I do...]
But, i decided not to.
[Itll a year of stories of held tongues to explain why the "dike wanna-be" comeback was so amazing]
Ive been wanting to write a blog/journal entry/what the hell, College Essay?!?! about me and my friends for a while. I have a million specific dates to choose from, but i just cant. Youll see why. Lets start with the other night.
It wasnt the first time people started a sentence with "Youre good with advice, I need to talk to you!" or "Dude! Im so [insert current mood here]" or maybe a more subtle "Can I ask you a question?"
Tho im always tempted to be a smart ass and answer "Ask me soemthing? You just did!" Or "What happened to hello?", I dont. I give a casual and as relazed as possible "What's up? Shoot."
Which, ussually is far from how im REALLY feeling. Ever since how some have gone, some to deep for Jenna to know what to say, and certain others I said i wasnt mentioning [lol... flashbacks...] Im always on my toes.
Like the time, after hearing about a friend getting kicked out by her weirdo dad, [but thankfully let back in 2 days later], someone mentioned, a week later, about getting kicked out of class.
Since then, I blame dyslexia for high blood pressure.
Last night wasn't nearly as insane tho. Just another case of "The guy i adore doesn't like me anymore" Blues. Not that its ever happened to me, but my friends. Actually, quite a few of them.
A few questions and answers later, and suddenly Jenna is a certified rejectionologist? What? well she felt better, and i think my plan should work. If it dont, i told her, You dont need him anyway.
"Its impossible to lose the so called "one". If they truly were your "soul mate", would they be able to leave you in the first place?"
Ok so i stole that piece of wisdom from my boo/World Renowned Psychic Sylvia Browne. But who wouldnt? Shes an absolute jeanius.
Next up at bat: We'll call her... Ninjaface. JUST BECAUSE WE CAN! So, Summer long story short as possible: She likes 2 guys. Who pretty much, like her just as much back.
Damn. Thats rough, man...
Ninjaface is on a fench she cant balance on in crane stance forever. One side, is a caring nice guy who she could talk to about anything... except some small talk in person... Lets call him "Newman Shmevas" for no reason... and the other is funny and intersting and smart and, "oh yeah, Hott!". But, hes a total gigalo man whore. We'll call him "sex machine", again, no reason.
I said, if shes looking for a long term relation ship, go for the ho [jk] but nah, i said if you cant really even talk just in class, what the hell is your proplem? how the hell do you expect to date! Go for the ho! [well i didnt say THAT but it was along those lines]
We kept going till me and NinjaFace are talking about how long term relationships with Neman Shmedoodoo Whatever would be really tough cuz they wouldnt be able to communicate well, unless it was about menopausal parents, or anti-establishment and politics. How would you talk over lunch? Or talk for the sake of talking? Not to mention having something big to say...
Then i realized... DUDE ive never been in a long term relationship! WTF am i talking about? Where am i getting this from?
Why am I here?
Why did she come to me? Why did so-and-so ask me what to do when you get kicked out? Why did whatsHerface, AND stalkerAnon. talk to just me about the kid she likes? I talk the talk but i dont take no first steps! OH, hey, and why did YouDontKnowWho come to ME when she thought she might be pregnaunt??? DO I look like someone who would even KNOW someone who has a friend who "Knows how that feels"? I probably do, but still!
Ive never moved to another TOWN, forget state, Ive never smoked, forget needed to quit, never done anything seriously regretful while "under the influence", fuck that, ive never been under any other influence then my parents puppeteering me! I've never 'tried to hard to be cool' or caused drama, not purposely at least. I've never had mental disorders, eating disorders, had, or had parents with more-then-serious health issues, besides my 2 grandparents, I've never been to the hospital unless i was doing charity work or getting pulled out of my mom, and dont even bring up MY love life, because it doesnt exist, and so far i dont really mind. Ive never been "in love" and Ive never been rejected, cuz never asked anyone out really, the list goes on.
I've never done this, never done that, and dont really plan on doing either, thank you.
SO why the hell am i, Ms Neverland, the one talking like Dr Phil?
Hey, Whats next, Jenna? Dr Ruth impressions for your guidance-needing whore friends? Ha.
I dont think so. At least, i hope not. My jewish accent is a little sketchy lately. Unless im singing to the pussy cat dolls... ok off topic ANYWHO
So Ive been thinking about it. And i think, if i had to pick anything, thats what i want to do... for... ever?
No. Not talk online. Well, more then just that, i mean.
Gimpy's pretty into pyschology shit too. Makes sense. We're always cheering each other up, i mean, always. Like, even if its just "My mom is being a menopausal bitch. Shes leaking estrogen!" "Well just dont slip on it your accident prone like that". Even if its a "Eh Alright" or "Terrible Day!" we try to make it Good.
Another thing i noticed, it started with just gimpy but... latly everyone quoetes me in away messages... ??? idk i just had to point that out.
But i think, since i think im a "Resquer" Theme and all [details=Montel, 4 pm, wednesdays] maybe this would be more... satisfying? then say... music/cartoons?
Oh yeah... then theres the whole... college grades issue... hmmm...
Maybe ill just be a very amicable alchoholic, livin in my moms house.
"Be Who You Are, Because those who mind don't matter,
And Those that matter don't mind"
-Dr Suess
[but i got it from Gimpys away message, cuz she always has the best away messages!]