First Invasion: The Nightmare Begins

[superiorirken]

...FOOLS!

[Those who had gone to investigate the cry would find a small, green creature. He appeared to be bare-naked, besides the antennas protruding from his head and a dog collar around his neck.]

[Speaking of that collar, Zim is attempting to pull it off right now, screaming as he does so. Apparently, it's quite difficult to remove, seeing as how

Comments

[ohmytenth]

[There is a teenage mafioso just out on patrol.

And then he sees a naked thing on a collar over there.

And he stares.]

[superiorirken]

[HE'S STARING RIGHT BACK.]

[ohmytenth]

[His mouth is open. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is what he's been waiting for.]

...who-- what are you?

[superiorirken]

[Zim lets his head fall back, as he begins to laugh.]

Ha! You expect Zim to tell you anything?

[ohmytenth]

You're a Zim? Where did you come from? A bug planet?

[superiorirken]

A Zim? Ha. You must be stupider then I thought. I am a normal human wormbaby.

[ohmytenth]

That's a blatant lie! Who the hell would name their kid Zim and keep them on a leash?

[superiorirken]

...Erm, er, um...NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!