First Invasion: The Nightmare Begins

[superiorirken]

...FOOLS!

[Those who had gone to investigate the cry would find a small, green creature. He appeared to be bare-naked, besides the antennas protruding from his head and a dog collar around his neck.]

[Speaking of that collar, Zim is attempting to pull it off right now, screaming as he does so. Apparently, it's quite difficult to remove, seeing as how

Comments

[followyouthere]

No, but I have a feeling you're going to scream it at us anyway.

[superiorirken]

Is screaming considered unpleasant to you?

[followyouthere]

GENERALLY YES.

[superiorirken]

THEN ZIM WILL CONTINUE TO SCREAM!

[followyouthere]

THEN I'LL FUCKING SET YOU ON FIRE!!!

[superiorirken]

Perhaps you should set a different target on fire, say, the Dib-monster.

[followyouthere]

The what monster? And speaking of monsters, what the fuck are you? Some sort of wood sprite that was beaten with a rock?

[superiorirken]

Wood? Nonsense! Zim is no soda pop made of wood, he is made of jiggly juice. Just like all of you.